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Methamatics 

The study of the profits able to be made by starting a meth lab, a chain of meth labs, or just simply selling meth. Many drug dealers are methamaticians, and have carefully done the numbers and discovered the amount of profit they could make by calculations
Man1: Hey have you seen joey lately?
Man2: nah bro, hes been inside for the past 3 weeks doing methamatics
Man1: damn, hes a hardcore nigguh
Methamatics by Ilovecrystalmeth January 18, 2010
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An adorable, kind, beautiful and smart human being. Mathapelo is God's finest creation til this day. Once you meet her, you'll puke rainbows. There are no synonyms to Mathatpelo as no word has been found that best describes her awesomeness.
Hey, what's the best art piece you've ever seen? A Mathapelo.
You look sad today, you could surely use a Mathapelo.
Mathapelo by Elien August 16, 2019

Herman Matharu 

A esl guy you never want in your group, he always talks about A girl he loves called jiya
he has a heart disease!
what a Herman Matharu what a waste yute
Herman Matharu by Hermans Mom December 4, 2017
MĀTHĀ means head in the Bangla language.(Bangladesh) Many rappers are seen using it in their works. Most recently CJ in his hit song Whoopty.
Smokin' the zaza, it goes straight to the māthā
MĀTHĀ by BaloBāshā November 19, 2020
That one guy with a song for every person and every day of the week.
"Did you see that guy? He just told that girl that she reminded him of *Insert song here*! He totally pulled a Mathan!"
Mathan by Peanut Butter n' Lettuce December 6, 2017

Mathamphetamine

a math problem that gives you that sort of "high" when you finally solve it.
Man, that homework had some real Mathamphetamines in it.
Mathamphetamine by chameleon215 January 7, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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