MYTHAMPHETAMINE

A substance identical to methamphetamine in appearance, price, and ability to cause the arrest of its owner/possessor, transporter, or seller. Mythamphetamine, aka myth, usually has smoking properties identical to methamphetamine, except mythamphetamine has no intoxicating or euphoric effects on its consumer. Rather, myth causes the user to fall asleep, develop a headache, and/or become very angry very quickly. When returning to its solid state from a heated oil, mythamphetamine comes back in random spots, known as cheetah spots or parachutes, rather than the rapid, sweeping freeze-up characteristic of methamphetamine.

Aka: myth, nope, bunk, cheetah, safety dope

"This stuff smokes like a champ but I don't feel anything, I think its mythamphetamine. I want my money back for this cheetah."
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by TrojanInDebt January 24, 2011

Mathamphetamine

a math problem that gives you that sort of "high" when you finally solve it.

Man, that homework had some real Mathamphetamines in it.

by chameleon215 January 7, 2019

methamphetamine

A Redneck population control device

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

methamphetamine

A white crystaline powder first synthesized in the 1800's and later adopted as a drug during world war two by the Axis Empire and the Alliance, to aide in keeping troops alert, which it is still used today. Methamphetamine, commonly known as speed, crank, cystral, glass, is d-desoxymethylamphetamine synthetic in nature, but can be derived from the extract of ephedra from mau huang, a nearly illicit plant.

Methamphetamine is extremely potent, and addiction is rapid, especially if used via intraveniously, or smoked.

by daym August 17, 2003

Mathamphetamine

Adderall that you take to help you know stuff you don't know. Usually before a test you didn't study for.

I got a hundred on my test thanks to these mathamphetamines

by Busta C June 11, 2009

methamphetamine

a drug used by people, referred to as tweakers, that is smoked, injected, snorted, or keystered to bring them to a state of euphoria

i wonder how much methamphetamine i could buy if a pawned this sacred family heirloom that has been passed on from generation to generation

by the ju1ce August 18, 2003

methamphetamine

Methamphetimine is a drug, otherwise known as speed, whizz, billy or phet/fet. It makes you rush like a bastard and talk nineteen to the dozen. It can be taken orally, snorted, smoked or injected.

You ask why was my mother doing the washing at three in the morning... It's cos she was on whizz, geez.

by Saucy August 17, 2003