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My maths and chill 

The act of masturbation while doing your homework.
Mom: Did you do your homework?
Joe: Sorry. I was doing My maths and chill

my math is suck 

"Oh yeah guys, my math is suck"
my math is suck by ZythosFade November 20, 2016

My Math Game 

A way a child prodigy embarrasses a man in the mathematic subject.
Y’all are showing up my math game

One of my mates

Phrase used by a buddy telling a tale of something embarrassing that happened to "one of my mates" when clearly it happened to him.
One of my mates was getting off with this right ugly bird when......

One of my mates used to wrap his penis around a back loofer .....

One of my mates used to have sex with his teddybear's ear...
One of my mates by dgh938peg July 9, 2010

My math teacher 

The hottest sexiest milf alive !!!!
Person: do you like anyone?
Me: my math teacher she is a mega milf

put in my math 

to put one's phone number/bbm in another persons phone
"There aint no telling what kinda things that I'm'a start to do
If I get wrapped up on your ass to fast
I can tell you feel the same cuz when I ask you laugh
So I'm'a leave it at that n hint n put in my math"

lloyd bank$
put in my math by lbca$h April 1, 2009