by dunny hal September 12, 2021
Get the Mustachious mug.A mustachio's special is when you are taking a shit and it gets badly tangled in your anal pubes. The pain and smell is so severe you have to get a friend to trim the affected area.
by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010
Get the mustachio's special mug.After a vigorous round of missionary the man pulls out, reaches down a rips out some of her pubic hair, he then jizzes on the womens upper lip and proceeds slap the curlies on the goo while screaming "Dante Mustachio!!!"
by Dante Mustachio October 4, 2010
Get the Dante Mustachio mug.John's debonair, mustachioed uncle picked up all the chicks thanks to his incredibly stylish whiskers.
by Andy MacClintock January 21, 2009
Get the mustachioed mug.The kind, smiling older man must have spent hours grooming to support his popularity with the ladies. Which is of course clearly displayed by the mustachosity his show entails.
by fishyfeds November 24, 2011
Get the mustachosity mug.Mustachioville is a place where 3 or more mustaches gather. In mustachioville no one discriminates on the size or shape of other mustaches. This is a upbeat and fun place where mustache lovers gather and prosper...one mostachio at a time.
I was once criticized for having a fu manchu mustache, but now that I found mustachioville everyone there loves me!
by JesAndMel November 18, 2009
Get the mustachioville mug.The words mysterious and suspicious mashed together to make a word that means both. When something or someone looks or acts suspiciously.
"That guy over there is being really musticious."
"No one's been in there for years, very musticious..."
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by Naevai July 4, 2009
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