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mustachio's special 

A mustachio's special is when you are taking a shit and it gets badly tangled in your anal pubes. The pain and smell is so severe you have to get a friend to trim the affected area.
Last night i went home.. it was messy. I had mustachio's special
mustachio's special by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010

Dante Mustachio 

After a vigorous round of missionary the man pulls out, reaches down a rips out some of her pubic hair, he then jizzes on the womens upper lip and proceeds slap the curlies on the goo while screaming "Dante Mustachio!!!"
She never talked to me again after she was Dante Mustachio.
Dante Mustachio by Dante Mustachio October 4, 2010

mustachioed 

having a mustache, especially a luxuriant one
John's debonair, mustachioed uncle picked up all the chicks thanks to his incredibly stylish whiskers.
mustachioed by Andy MacClintock January 21, 2009

mustachosity 

Having, or holding great volume in; said mustache.
The kind, smiling older man must have spent hours grooming to support his popularity with the ladies. Which is of course clearly displayed by the mustachosity his show entails.
mustachosity by fishyfeds November 24, 2011

mustachioville 

Mustachioville is a place where 3 or more mustaches gather. In mustachioville no one discriminates on the size or shape of other mustaches. This is a upbeat and fun place where mustache lovers gather and prosper...one mostachio at a time.
I was once criticized for having a fu manchu mustache, but now that I found mustachioville everyone there loves me!
mustachioville by JesAndMel November 18, 2009

Musticious 

The words mysterious and suspicious mashed together to make a word that means both. When something or someone looks or acts suspiciously.
"That guy over there is being really musticious."

"No one's been in there for years, very musticious..."
Musticious by Naevai July 4, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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