muckness 

Running around out of control, havoc total chaos and yet you think you're normal but everybody else around says your out-of-control. Total muckness, running a muck.

She was running around out of control on a sick one with her muckness. running a muck

muckness by Ocbecks December 11, 2016

Muppiness 

It's a funny way to say my penis.

Person 1. Hey man what you got to eat around here?
Person 2. I got some fresh mupiness.
Person 1. Muppiness, what's that?
Person 2. It's my penis.

Muppiness by Whiskered Rose January 11, 2022

Munkinesia 

An expression one says when faced with a completly fucked up situation that they are facing.
This word is used in the present tense.
Additional uses:
Munkin A : another form of "Fucken A"
Munked Up: Fucked Up or FOBAR

It is normally expressed as a single word, requiring no other words before or after its use.
After recieving a F on your english homework, you would say, "Munkinesia" or Munkin A, This teacher sucks!
"Why is your hair cut Munked Up!

Munkinesia by livineazy April 12, 2010

murkinettes

All the lovely ladies who shake their asses at a Murkins show

The Murkinettes were proudly displaying the latest dance moves on the floor at The Murkins show last night.

murkinettes by murkinmania September 9, 2010

markness

1)mark with the word -ness on the end of it 2) the ability to hump and dump and get away with it 3)nessie

Yeah, so were watchin t.v. at her house when she starts giving me a blowjob, so I blow my load on her face and leave. Next day, I decide to show off my MARKNESS so I do the same thing to her mom.

markness by Gulledge December 11, 2008

markness

mark-ness
to have to do with being "mark", meaning very cool, and suave.

"you've come back to markness."

markness by mark May 7, 2004

Mayonnaise Muckiness

The act of smothering someone’s body with mayonnaise in a sexual scenario. Usually performed on the balls or tits.

Person 1: I stink of eggs do you have any perfume

Person 2: Why do you smell of eggs?

Person 1: Me and my boyfriend tried Mayonnaise Muckiness last night so my tits smell like eggs

Mayonnaise Muckiness by E. Jaculate July 30, 2022