Muppiness 

It's a funny way to say my penis.

Person 1. Hey man what you got to eat around here?
Person 2. I got some fresh mupiness.
Person 1. Muppiness, what's that?
Person 2. It's my penis.

Muppiness by Whiskered Rose January 11, 2022

muppies

Another name for the album "Mobile Uploads" on facebook. A muppie is when a jappy, preppy or slutty girl uploads a picture. Usually taken on Blackberries and iPhones. In a muppie, girls usually pucker up and look at the camera. There are hardly any muppies where people are smiling. An album of muppies contains pictures of the following:

1. Something funny
2. Pictures of the uploader and friends and or family while they are drunk and most likely contains a drunk caption like "loveeeeeee you betch oxooxo fuyn night at the clunb <3"
3. Pictures of themselves before they go out, usually to a club or a party.
4. School
5. Pictures with older guys

Before the club on Thursday night:

Callie: OMG bitchezz! We better not forget our Blackberries cus we needa take muppies with older guys!!
Carolyn: Kay I'll bring mine. But first let's take some muppies before we go.

At the club:

Alexa: Claudia, take a muppie of me with my Grey Goose!!
Claudia: Kay slut
Callie: Wait betch!! Me and Nat wanna join in!

On the way home from the club, they stop at McDonalds:

Alexa: Hahahaa look at this chicken nugget!! Looks like a dick..LOL
Callie: OMG we NEED to take a muppie..PRONTO

At school the next morning:

Carolyn: OMG Claudia you look like shit!! I'm taking a muppie. I'm also changing my BBM status to "Miss ya Tara"
Tara over BBM: OMG you obnoxious slut I hate you.
Carolyn: Claudia, Tara is beefing with me like every other person in the world, and it's for no reason. Obviously. Too funny. I hate that betch. Take a muppie of our BBM convo please!
Claudia: Kay betch

muppies by scissorsister February 22, 2011

puppiness 

the ability to retain a child-like demeanor despite becoming an adult

He has clearly lost his puppiness!

puppiness by peaceloveandpuppiness December 24, 2017

puppiness 

The feeling of unbearable joy brought on by the appearence of puppies.
A fluffy, happy feeling of adorable joy from the undisputed masters of cuteness, puppies...

When the 3 labrador puppies woke up and started playing, I was overcome with a feeling of puppiness

puppiness by CyberElectric July 7, 2005

muppins 

1) Offices of the government.
2) The bottom drawer of your dresser.
3) Heart attack.

Take me to the muppins! I'm having a muppins! Grab the keys from muppins!

muppins by Ellis August 21, 2004

muppiss 

When your finger gets caught in your foreskin whilst doing something non-sexual

Person 1: "bro can you help me, I kinda have a muppiss here. "
Person 2 "that ain't no damn muppiss, I heard you jacking. "

muppiss by Chubbs Ja'Basket November 24, 2020

Moeppiness

A person who has experienced an eternity of boredom but acts entertaining with hints of craziness.

Svenja is in a Moeppiness state because she was cooked up at home for 3 months.

Moeppiness by smscholz March 2, 2021