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musterbate

To sit idly and think.
"That is a lot of money. I will have to musterbate for a while before I make a descision."
musterbate by Shake Zula May 10, 2005

Muster Cluster 

When multiple dicks are being penatrated in a single womans vagina.
Bro! We had a muster cluster with Kate last night!
Muster Cluster by Mr. Jones21 January 23, 2011

munsterbating 

Munsterbating: beating your meat or plugging your hole whilst watching horror movies, Svengouli, Elvira etc.
I caught my uncle fester munsterbating to the casper movie -
munsterbating by fdrogmank March 6, 2011

Herman Munstered 

To damage by walking through or into a fixed structure or object. Referenced by one of the openings of "The Munsters" where Herman Munster walks through the front door.
Damn, did you hear about what happened on the dayshift? Robbie was hanging a banner, fell, and went through the wall. He Herman Munstered the wall man!
Herman Munstered by Wiggy Boufant February 24, 2006

Munster Muncher 

A person who is an expert in the art of licking out vaginia. It is like a sixth sence as they have to make up for lack of a large penis...
Woman: Is it in yet?
Guy: Can we try something else....
Woman: Where the hell do you think you are going..wait..oh my why didn't you tell me you are the munster muncher...
Guy: Thats the way i roll...
Munster Muncher by ULOPC January 19, 2010
a way for the navy to keep you from getting any sleep on your duty day
After being relieved late from my 18-24 watch, i was happy to hear that i had to muster at 0300 with my duty section.

Fortunately the muster only lasted 2 hours and I managed to sleep an additional half hour before 0600 turnover muster and then another muster at my work center.

Apparently, one who sleeps only 3 hours prior to a full day of maintenance on vital ship's systems is sure to do quality work.
Muster by 7h0rn3 February 11, 2010