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Appalachian Mundungus

Rubbing one's penis vigorously back and forth in an ass crack, while not actually inserting it in the anus. Also known as the asstric bypass.
She was on her period and her butthole smelled, so I just did the old Appalachian Mundungus.
ridiculous, stupid, does not make sense, defining an idiotic remark.

origin: the miss annunciation of a Harry Potter character Mundungus Fletcher
Deborah you're acting muhdungus right now.; Dan said a real muhdungus statement last night.

Munjunga 

Unusually tumescent erection of the penis, the size and suddenness of which may surprise even its owner.
Unfortunately as the train drew into Paddington, I realized my daydream had given me an absolute munjunga. If I hadn't had a top hat with me I don't know what I would have done.
Munjunga by staccatacca July 16, 2011

manungus 

not quite massive,not quite humungous but it's MANUNGUS!
"He was so munungus"
"I'm hungus for munungus"

Mujungus 

Bigger than big. Huger than huger. Larger than larger.
Created by a 3 year old.
To a 3 year old, a bass drum might appear to be mujungus.
Mujungus by Cinnamania March 19, 2009

Mundungus 

Something you call your mates when they're doing some dumb shit and someone's already filming it.
Friend 1: *is about to do a backflip off of the roof while smashed*
Friend 2: *is filming*
You, a sane person: You absolute mundungus, get down from there!
Mundungus by Slightly Expired Yoghurt September 13, 2018