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Appalachian Mundungus

Rubbing one's penis vigorously back and forth in an ass crack, while not actually inserting it in the anus. Also known as the asstric bypass.
She was on her period and her butthole smelled, so I just did the old Appalachian Mundungus.
ridiculous, stupid, does not make sense, defining an idiotic remark.

origin: the miss annunciation of a Harry Potter character Mundungus Fletcher
Deborah you're acting muhdungus right now.; Dan said a real muhdungus statement last night.

Mungadungus 

1.The stuff your grandmother picks out of her toenail.

2.The stuff that comes out of zits.
3. Any disgusting bodily pus or infection
After getting a pedicure, the beautician wiped all off the foot mungadungus onto a kleenex, cringed in disgust, then threw it away.
Mungadungus by Birdy Word January 4, 2012

Mundungus 

Something you call your mates when they're doing some dumb shit and someone's already filming it.
Friend 1: *is about to do a backflip off of the roof while smashed*
Friend 2: *is filming*
You, a sane person: You absolute mundungus, get down from there!
Mundungus by Slightly Expired Yoghurt September 13, 2018

Lara Mundungis 

Lara Mundungus is quite a rare specimen. She likes to read from her kindle all the time while reading her amazing Wattpad stories. She is quite shy at first, but don't be baffooned. Lara is a beast in the streets and a freak in sheets. Her favorite sport is tennis because she likes playing with balls all the time, her fave :). Furthermore, she is the queen of the basic fit, a crop top, and some shorts, and she says she has style lollllllll. Whenever you compliment she will probably awkwardly smile and say thanks but a bitch lol. however I must say she is quite a cutie, she breaks the scale and is the ultimate boob girl. Blessed with large luscious bazookas that will make a grown man cry. But her one weakness, Omar......... she has fallen for this man and rightfully so because he treats her like a cute queen, she loves his amazing looks and small penis :( but it's ok it's all she can take. Also, she is the best at showing no emotion, even in bed lmaooooooooo. I will keep this short but more is coming
did you see what she did last night, she didn't say a single word
that was so lara mundungis
Lara Mundungis by mari-the-dog February 13, 2022
An item, person, or thing so large and monstrous it is both mumbo, and gigungis.

Can also be used in other forms such as munjungusly, mungungused, etc..
Dude, that poop was munjungus!
Hey, did you happen to see that munjungus building?
munjungus by MunjungusManiac December 16, 2022