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Mumple
When a blowjob is so hard the receiver's penis get bitten off by the giver, is swallowed, digested, reformed in the intestines and then comes out of the vagina and is used as a strap-on.
mumphead
someone who publicly buts in, or intrudes into a private argument or disagreement between two people and denigrates both parties.
This behavior is often seen in a Restaurantor Pub. The Mumphead does not have to know the people arguing. He is more concerned with intruding into the conversation.
Mumphlin
Is a person who works at a bar and comes home to order pizza at 7pm and drink two bottle of Beringer wine that has the taste as if the person had vomit in there mouth and then they will try to get the person to do stuff for them after you had explained it 5 times but they will forget and drink them selves into a oblivion and have a deranged look on there face like the cross dressing gremlin that was confused and could have been yoda in his younger days and look back and say “young I was mistakes I’ve made”
Mumphlin by Yeast infested monkey99 December 14, 2018
Mumphed
To "Mumph" is to lay out over a chair or couch/sofa in a state where you do not care what you look like, but just want to relax.
Christopher mumphed on the chair with a slice of pizza in one hand and a diet coke in the other, oblivious to the people staring at him.