When a blowjob is so hard the receiver's penis get bitten off by the giver, is swallowed, digested, reformed in the intestines and then comes out of the vagina and is used as a strap-on.

Wow, Mary gave me an amazing mumple last night!

Mumple by Louism8 October 20, 2014

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Mumple

A young adolescent man (Name who commonly begins with R) who believes he truly is better than everyone else.
A Mumple lies about many things in order to make others believe he is someone he is not. These include pulling bitches, his penis size, and his love life.
A Mumple also makes others feel bad to comfort his ego and own insecurities, and brings down other "friends" to make himself feel better.
He lives in the shadow of his older brother who is 10x more attractive and secure than himself.
Mumples like to chat shit about their own friends behind their backs, in order to make himself look better.
Nobody likes this individual, but no one knows knows how to get rid of him.

If you see this you know who you are buddy ur a mumple

Mumple by i heart isaac July 11, 2023

Mumple

A mole pimple

I've got a big mumple on my back

Mumple by Kapleo August 28, 2017

Mumple University

When Temple had the Mumps outbreak in March 2019 cuz they decided to accept students who weren't vaccinated lmao

A- Where you go to school?
B- Temple University
A - You mean Mumple University?
B- STFU!!

Mumple University by theirhandle May 13, 2019

Mumple Frumps

When a dudes balls/scrotum is completely covered with pubic hair.

Yesterday while in the shower after practice, me and all the guys on the team noticed that Josh has mumple frumps.

Mumple Frumps by surfer20 May 19, 2005

Mumple Frumps

Balls so hairy that they are not visible to the naked eye.

Holy crap! My dads got mumple frumps!

Mumple Frumps by MacW October 22, 2003

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026