mulletor

is the name of a man that has a mullet hairstyle. He also has the attitude to be a mulletor

'oh my gosh theres a walking talking mulletor!'

by jennylangford November 5, 2006

mulletologist

One who studies and classifies mullets in the wild.

I grew up in the 80's so I am a mulletologist.

by SWZ September 25, 2003

mulletard

Is it a guy with a mullet? Or is it a Tard? It's both, it's a mulletard!

look at that poor pathetic mulletard

by slopass December 18, 2002

Mulletard

An individuals unfortunate mental circumstance and glorious hair-do summed up into one word

I had to stop at a cross walk, to let the mulletard pass.

by Joe January 1, 2004

Mulletology

The study and classification of mullets in the wild

Since you still have a mullet, you must be a professor of mulletology.

by SWZ September 25, 2003

Mulletosis

An affliction of the upper-spine and/or neck, similar to scoliosis, resulting in a permanent bend in the neck titling the head to either the left or right. Caused by constantly straining to reach the upper rack of the fridge to get dad "another cold one" as a child.

Cletus the hoosier's dirty-ass head can be seen leaning to the right while he's driving around in his shitty old truck. The poor guy is afflicted by mulletosis, for which science has not found a cure. (Probably because medicaid doesn't cover it)

by Ih8rednecks June 29, 2006

Mulletard

A retarted person with a mullet.

That mulletard is cracking me up man!

by Skizurp June 8, 2003