Skizurp's definitions

Drop the kids off at the pool

To take a shit. To drop a piping hot loaf into the commode. To pinch a loaf into the porcelain god.

I was on my way to work and I had to pull over at the gas station and drop the kids off at the pool.

by Skizurp June 10, 2003

Skurp

A term for any fine girl. From a distance any girl can be a skurp if they look good. When they get closer you can catagorize them as skanky or not.

Look at those skurps, they look how from way back here.

by Skizurp June 8, 2003

Cizzy Fizzy

Snoop Dogg's way of saying Cell Phone.

Let me call you back on my cizzy fizzy.

by Skizurp June 8, 2003

Mulletard

A retarted person with a mullet.

That mulletard is cracking me up man!

by Skizurp June 8, 2003

Skeezurp

A drink made from style, ease, cough syrup and some drank.

"Yo Hog you wanna drink?"

"Yeah but it better be some skeezurp"

by skizurp February 28, 2015

Fanfuckintastic

This is self explanatory. It is the word fuck inserted into the word fantastic.

Just when nothing else can go wrong, something else does, and you yell at the top of your lungs "Fanfuckintastic!"

by Skizurp June 8, 2003

Gumshoe

In the past, it was once known as a detective or a slueth. Now a slueth has become known as a slut, hence gumshoe! They have the same meaning once again!

Look at that gumshoe in those white pants. What a skank, I bet she'd give it up to anyone that walked by.

by Skizurp June 10, 2003