Skizurp's definitions

Skeezurp

A drink made from style, ease, cough syrup and some drank.

"Yo Hog you wanna drink?"

"Yeah but it better be some skeezurp"

by skizurp February 28, 2015

Slueth

A slut. A girl that has been around the block once or twice and knows very much what she's doing. She gives the chewins or free sex to whoever, wherever, whenever.

Dude, look at that slueth, I bet we can get her to let us run the train.

by Skizurp June 10, 2003

Drop the kids off at the pool

To take a shit. To drop a piping hot loaf into the commode. To pinch a loaf into the porcelain god.

I was on my way to work and I had to pull over at the gas station and drop the kids off at the pool.

by Skizurp June 10, 2003

Gumshoe

In the past, it was once known as a detective or a slueth. Now a slueth has become known as a slut, hence gumshoe! They have the same meaning once again!

Look at that gumshoe in those white pants. What a skank, I bet she'd give it up to anyone that walked by.

by Skizurp June 10, 2003

Skurp

A term for any fine girl. From a distance any girl can be a skurp if they look good. When they get closer you can catagorize them as skanky or not.

Look at those skurps, they look how from way back here.

by Skizurp June 8, 2003

Mulletard

A retarted person with a mullet.

That mulletard is cracking me up man!

by Skizurp June 8, 2003

Slaw

Something that is terrible.

That old car is pretty slaw. I would never be seen driving around in it.

by Skizurp June 8, 2003