Skizurp's definitions

Skeezurp

A drink made from style, ease, cough syrup and some drank.

"Yo Hog you wanna drink?"

"Yeah but it better be some skeezurp"

by skizurp February 28, 2015

Skurp

A term for any fine girl. From a distance any girl can be a skurp if they look good. When they get closer you can catagorize them as skanky or not.

Look at those skurps, they look how from way back here.

by Skizurp June 8, 2003

Mulletard

A retarted person with a mullet.

That mulletard is cracking me up man!

by Skizurp June 8, 2003

Slaw

Something that is terrible.

That old car is pretty slaw. I would never be seen driving around in it.

by Skizurp June 8, 2003

Sloaf

Combines the words Slaw and Oaf. An overly large person who is extremely dorky.

That guy is stupid and fat, he's such a sloaf.

by Skizurp June 8, 2003

Cizzy Fizzy

Snoop Dogg's way of saying Cell Phone.

Let me call you back on my cizzy fizzy.

by Skizurp June 8, 2003

Fanfuckintastic

This is self explanatory. It is the word fuck inserted into the word fantastic.

Just when nothing else can go wrong, something else does, and you yell at the top of your lungs "Fanfuckintastic!"

by Skizurp June 8, 2003