Mulletology 

The study and classification of mullets in the wild

Since you still have a mullet, you must be a professor of mulletology.

Mulletology by SWZ September 25, 2003

mulletologist 

One who studies and classifies mullets in the wild.

I grew up in the 80's so I am a mulletologist.

mulletologist by SWZ September 25, 2003

Muppetology 

The science of being a complete muppet. The social characterisitics and shortcomings of an individual that define being a muppet.

The act of going to work on a holiday or day off without realising is a muppet act under Muppetology.

Iindicating a left turn and turning right is the act of a muppet under Muppetology definition.

Generally being a complete stupid idiot or dunderheid is the act of a muppet under muppetology

Muppetology by Bankies April 27, 2010