mulletary 

An armed-forces organization whose members have weird haircuts and are regularly fed fried fish.

One can get awfully tired of fins-and-scales fare with nearly every meal during your tours of active duty, so after your discharge, I just hope dat mulletary benefits don't include more fish to eat!

mulletary by QuacksO January 15, 2023

Mulletware 

Software that (following the concept of business up front and party in the back) is poorly written and/or the database is not normalized or designed poorly, but still manages to funtion for the end user.

Windows ME would qualify as mulletware.

Wait, that barely worked at all.

Mulletware by Janarchy July 25, 2012

mulletard 

Is it a guy with a mullet? Or is it a Tard? It's both, it's a mulletard!

look at that poor pathetic mulletard

mulletard by slopass December 18, 2002

Mulletard 

An individuals unfortunate mental circumstance and glorious hair-do summed up into one word

I had to stop at a cross walk, to let the mulletard pass.

Mulletard by Joe January 1, 2004

mulletabulous

Ghetto fabulous, for trailer park hicks. Describing those who excell in the art of sexy mullets, overalls, farmers tans, rubber boots, and beer.

Billy's sure lookin' mulletabulous, aint he?

mulletabulous by Sarah and Jennifer June 1, 2005

mulletastic 

An adjective used for one who enforces his mullet with extreme righteousness. In Dog we trust.

Dog the bounty hunter unleashed his fury of bear mace upon the unsuspecting crack heads with mulletastic resolve.

mulletastic by Bill Barron October 18, 2007

Mulletant 

Mulletant: aimless red state radical; one who speaks most pejoratively when asked to comment on city slickers, urban malaise, limousine liberals and Macy’s Marxists; a cloudy-minded (and usu. tipsy) creature who foams at the mouth when unaware passenger seat dwellers pause at the local NPR station when surfing AM radio; a devout fan of disaffected rockers who distill left-leaning punk and angst-riddled music to a core formula of ‘screamoaning,’ suicidal ideation, and a “leave me alone” basement meth lab attitude.

A mulletant proves most dangerous when teaming up with like-minded fellows under a banner that attempts to capture a vague purpose (usu. through insignia pregnant with insecurity and/or a-historical chauvinism a.k.a. “emasculated lighter skinned--read: not darker than an undetermined standard unrelated to family trees and a promiscuous definition of European ancestry; not synonymous with “albino” or caused by “vitiligo”; usu. distinguishable from flu-like paleness; fluorescent glow may neither be achieved through clever use of foundation nor denied through indulgence in tanning goods or services--American mutt” power supremacists), not to be mistaken with any of the tightly organized (even militaristic) organizations bearing the coincidentally similar postfix “-ant.”

The "Twangy" newsletter coverboy is so mulletant. Republican Party in the back!

Alt-country and folk are okay, but they fail to capture the coveted attention of a key demographic: tween mulletants whose disposable income remains a mystery to most astute analysts of consumer behavior.

He's harmless. He talks a lot of trash, but he's just mad that his parents couldn't afford to move out of the neightborhood when the cash-strapped (but comparatevily more industrious and potentially mobile) immigrants started moving into town. He's a run-of-the-mill mulletant.

Mulletant by diogenes53 March 8, 2009