Mulletosis

An affliction of the upper-spine and/or neck, similar to scoliosis, resulting in a permanent bend in the neck titling the head to either the left or right. Caused by constantly straining to reach the upper rack of the fridge to get dad "another cold one" as a child.

Cletus the hoosier's dirty-ass head can be seen leaning to the right while he's driving around in his shitty old truck. The poor guy is afflicted by mulletosis, for which science has not found a cure. (Probably because medicaid doesn't cover it)

by Ih8rednecks June 29, 2006

Mulattosis

A condition defined by extreme malice toward and aversion to half of one's own ancestry. This condition only affects those of mixed race (see mulatto). Mulattosis stems from the crippling identity crisis that ensues when a mixed race social justice warrior turns their hatred for the white race inward. Other symptoms include protesting, rattling off statistics, and extreme snark.

The term was first popularized by youtuber "Atheism-Is-Unstoppable".

"That girl yelling about white privilege has a serious case of mulattosis."

by Millenial Scum June 14, 2019

Mulletdisiac

Anything that has the opposite effect of an aphrodisiac.

That outfit you’re wearing is a mulletdisiac. You won’t be turning any heads in that.

by WillZilla17 December 30, 2022

mulletopia

A trailer park community.

Last night, a tornado ripped apart another mulletopia.

by Turnspike March 16, 2003

mulletess

A female who has a femullet.

That was one skanky looking mulletess.

by Also Named Bort September 2, 2008