mullettron 

a mullettron is the ultimate warrior monster madeout of metal it a in style haircut that can kill a baby.mullettron can be seen in the wild this is on tuff cookie it will rip your asshole open and eat your insides it listens to the best of music eeka-mouse(also good with hot karls and hot charlies)

look mullettron is having sex with that tiger!

mullettron by mike March 8, 2004

mullettron 

The biggest, champion of all mullets your eyes have ever seen!

I have seen the mullettron, halleluiah!

mullettron by Beth Robertson November 7, 2003

mullettron 

a robotic haircut which can be found on most Americans.

"look out for Lance (the American) he is coming at you with a pitchfork and anthrax"

mullettron by qwerty June 1, 2004

mulletron 

Someone who has a filthy, filthy mullet

Did you see that guy? What a mulletron!

mulletron by El Stinko February 15, 2005

mulletation 

The mulletation is cancer-like growth in the form of a haircut (mullet). The disease initiates early in life as the parents of mulletation offspring often have the growth themselves. It is a relatively benign for the people who bare it however, the real victims are bystanders who must view this truely obscene condition.

His mulletation was fully developed and obviously well beyond treatment as he was advanced in age. Maybe if we could have reached him earlier he could be saved.

mulletation by eric torkelson January 25, 2005

mulletcorn 

a unicorn with a mullet

Person 1: Did us see that mulletcorn?

Person 2: You mean the unicorn with a mullet?

mulletcorn by johnnymokmok October 2, 2007

mullettopcocktail 

Much like the Molotov cocktail only with out the sophistication.

The mullet-top-cocktail comes from the backwoods of WestVirginia. It consists of simply a Millwaukee's Best beer and a fresh dip of snuff. This concoction is usually preferred by men who wear their hair as a mullet.

A mullet-top-cocktail can be used to describe any nasty drink.

Larry, this drink you made me tastes like a freaking mullet-top-cocktail!

mullettopcocktail by Apexnine(props to MacIntosh on this one) June 13, 2005