mulét 

a mulét is Brian Molko's current hair cut (the one with the long sideburns and flickety bit at the back)
a lot of people think that it is a mullet that Brian's got, but mullet is such an ugly word, too ugly for Brian, so I've changed it to mulét (pronounced moo-lay)

"hey look, Brian's got a mullet!!"
"no, it's a MULÉT, mullet is such an ugly word and Brian is so beautiful"

mulét by Bethany October 10, 2004

Waning Mullet 

a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)

This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.

Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.

Waning Mullet by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020

Mulatto Perm 

A mix of perm and undercut, popularized by Soundcloud rappers, usually worn by black people, mulattos and white zoomers who want to act and look like black people.

-I sweat to God, every Gen Z kid has a Mulatto Perm.

Mulatto Perm by karqz August 11, 2021

Obsolete Mule 

The nickname given by the Brilliant Matt Hardy to his OBSOLETE! Money making mule. Brother Nero.

Obsolete mule. You must learn to control your spot monkey addiction.

Obsolete Mule by Phoenixrana August 26, 2016

Chinese Mullet

When a man thoroughly waxes his chest and stomach but grows his pubic hair to extreme lengths

Girl #1: I hooked up with Terry last night…

Girl #2: How was it?

Girl #1: It was terrible! His chest was so smooth… but it turned out he had a Chinese Mullet. I couldn’t even see his penis through his pubic hair!

Chinese Mullet by p1@typu5 February 6, 2022

Drama Mule 

Someone who likes to transport worthless gossip between others in a way similar to a drug mule transporting drugs.

Oswald: "Did you hear about how Bob is telling everyone that Jaquan got expelled?"
Charles: "Bruh Jaquan is just in Puerto Rico he'll be back next week. Bob is such a drama mule!"

Drama Mule by VolleyballIsLife October 29, 2014

a red headed stepchild's rental mule 

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.

The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!

a red headed stepchild's rental mule by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016