mufftoo 

A mufftoo is where a woman shaves her muff and replaces the missing pubes with a tattoo. A common practice with strippers,emo girls,goth chicks and carnival people.

What I thought to be a big hairy gorilla muff shining through her sheer panties turned out to be a tribal mufftoo.

mufftoo by wolfbait51 March 7, 2011

Muffgoose 

It is an adjective that is used to describe anything or anyone that is insanely beastly, bones everything in their path, and doesn't have the word "lose" in their vocabulary. You must have really boned someone to have been called a Muffgoose.

Kid: YO MAN THAT KID IS MUFFGOOSE HE JUST KNOCKED OUT THAT CLOWN!

Kid 2: Yeah he seriously just boned him.

Muffgoose by sneakybuttcheeks123 March 18, 2010

mufftover 

remains left over on a person's chin or mouth after muff diving

hey man, did you have a custard earlier or are those Jillian's mufftovers on your face?

mufftover by thanksgiving mufftovers December 13, 2010

no muff too tough 

An expression used to describe a person's complete lack of discretion in selecting those whom he/she chooses to perform oral sex on.

Are you kidding me? No muff too tough, I dive at five.

no muff too tough by dalbort June 24, 2007

No muff too tough 

A belief that any and all pussy should be eaten. The exact number of such practitioners is not known...and probably never will be, as few will publicly confess to such lack of standards.

That hoe has been fucked by thousands...yet he ate her gleefully, proving that there is no muff too tough!

No muff too tough by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

mufftrocious 

Female pubic hair in which the length is long enough to make an observer surprised or astonished. (adjective)

The woman at the pool hadn't shaved her pubic hair in several years making it mufftrocious.

mufftrocious by Kh4nN March 24, 2010

Muffmoose 

Hot looking, babe, handsome.

"Wow, look at that guy, he is a muffmoose."

Muffmoose by Heartmonger June 19, 2019