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Muffgoose 

It is an adjective that is used to describe anything or anyone that is insanely beastly, bones everything in their path, and doesn't have the word "lose" in their vocabulary. You must have really boned someone to have been called a Muffgoose.
Kid: YO MAN THAT KID IS MUFFGOOSE HE JUST KNOCKED OUT THAT CLOWN!

Kid 2: Yeah he seriously just boned him.
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Muff Moose

A buffed, studly, distinguished person or animal. Must not be too pretty; for example: Robert Redford was always a Muff Moose but Brad Pitt is not. A Siberian Husky is a Muff Moose but an Afghan is not, yet a bold character may imbue a Jack Russell Terrier with the quality of "Muffyness". The term originated in Placerville, CA and spread to the coastal and Tahoe areas of the state, becoming popular in the LGBT communities of those regions. It is now common to hear the term used in gay communities of major metropolitan areas and in those from whence it originated.
"That blonde UPS driver is a total Muff Moose."
Muff Moose by ratface83 February 13, 2015

Mudmoose 

An incredibly muddly wet dog; a dog who has been out in the rain; a dog who has been digging in the yard and is covered with mud; a dripping wet muddy dog with muddy feet staring at you from outside the sliding glass door who wants to come in and get mud all over your house.
"That Mudmoose wants to come in the house!" "That dog's been digging in the yard again...now he's a f...in' mudmoose!" "Don't let that mudmoose in here again, the last time he got mud all over the couch!" "Dry off that mudmoose, then he can come in."
Mudmoose by Lars the conqueror April 1, 2010

muffmonster 

someone who is very hairy on their face and looks like a muff!And is also just genrally ugly.
get away from me u muffmonster

omg get a shave

Mudmooser 

Someone who digs up your yard; a dog who digs up your yard; a kid who digs up your yard; an x-boyfriend who digs up your yard with his 4 x 4 truck.
"That stupid mudmooser dog of mine dug up the yard again." "Look what my x-boyfriend did to the yard--he's such a mudmooser." "That mudmooser kid did this with his dirt bike, I am so going to lose my security deposit." "YOU MUDMOOSER! Stop digging holes in the yard!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026