muffoon

Muffoon

noun

A comedic person, especially a woman, who frequently performs cunnilingus.

A mix of a buffoon and a muff diver, otherwise known as a lesbian, or a heterosexual male keen on the kooch (a Mr Pussy).

My good friend, who happened to be a lesbian, had us all in stitches, I couldn’t help but blurt out, “oh my god, you’re such a muffoon!”

by Nihilist #3 September 20, 2021

Mufflone

A muffin lying alone on the baking tray.

Im hungry. I think I make me a Mufflone.

by YannickL4tiv July 31, 2018

Muffony

Dryer than a red itchy muff/vagina ;used to drescribe a someone who is a muff but dry iswell

The dry muff robbed my knickers . So you mean a muffony

by Cian gay March 7, 2020

Muffton

Mutton is meat. Muffton is vaginal meat.

Guy 1: I ate this girls muffton last night.
Guy 2: that’s some crazy ass shit bro.

by Famous publisher February 28, 2021

muffmonster

someone who is very hairy on their face and looks like a muff!And is also just genrally ugly.

get away from me u muffmonster

omg get a shave

by tom w, harry s n the Gstrings July 1, 2008

Muffon

when someone has said or done something silly but you cant fully insult them, simply for doing something cute.

someone : *pushes pull door* nyahhhh!
other person : you muffon

by cindchoo February 13, 2010