Muffton
Muffton by Famous publisher February 28, 2021
Words you can keep
mufftoo
A mufftoo is where a woman shaves her muff and replaces the missing pubes with a tattoo. A common practice with strippers,emo girls,goth chicks and carnival people.
What I thought to be a big hairy gorilla muff shining through her sheer panties turned out to be a tribal mufftoo.
mufftoo by wolfbait51 March 7, 2011
mufftover
mufftover by thanksgiving mufftovers December 13, 2010
Miffton
A very sneaky girl who lurks the party searching out the drunkest guy at the party to take to her lair. She searches the party like a shark looking for dinner, and when she sniffs you out she goes in for the kill. Her sneaky line that lures guys in is "wanna go watch tv?" SO WATCH OUT!!! Only the drunkest guy will fall for this and only in a dark and shady place, because when the lights come on she should hide like a cockroach for she should not bring the face of danger into public....her face resembles a vagina that just ejected a load of mung, ewwww. so be careful, cause she'll get ya!!
Miffton by The Morgantown Miffton January 27, 2009
Mufflone
Mufflone by YannickL4tiv July 31, 2018
MUFFTRON
a girl with some dope dance moves. one who is one with their inner dance. one that knows 1337 enough to write songs in it. a female version of a pufftron she puffs her hair in way that muffs the compitation.
Megan was dancing to the dope ass song while pointing and saying "EYYYY" as her puffy hair swayed in the wind just like a real mufftron does.
MUFFTRON by MEGANS AN ANIMAL. April 4, 2007
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.