Muffton 

Mutton is meat. Muffton is vaginal meat.

Guy 1: I ate this girls muffton last night.
Guy 2: that’s some crazy ass shit bro.

Muffton by Famous publisher February 28, 2021

mufftoo 

A mufftoo is where a woman shaves her muff and replaces the missing pubes with a tattoo. A common practice with strippers,emo girls,goth chicks and carnival people.

What I thought to be a big hairy gorilla muff shining through her sheer panties turned out to be a tribal mufftoo.

mufftoo by wolfbait51 March 7, 2011

mufftover 

remains left over on a person's chin or mouth after muff diving

hey man, did you have a custard earlier or are those Jillian's mufftovers on your face?

mufftover by thanksgiving mufftovers December 13, 2010

Miffton

A very sneaky girl who lurks the party searching out the drunkest guy at the party to take to her lair. She searches the party like a shark looking for dinner, and when she sniffs you out she goes in for the kill. Her sneaky line that lures guys in is "wanna go watch tv?" SO WATCH OUT!!! Only the drunkest guy will fall for this and only in a dark and shady place, because when the lights come on she should hide like a cockroach for she should not bring the face of danger into public....her face resembles a vagina that just ejected a load of mung, ewwww. so be careful, cause she'll get ya!!

Watch out or that Miffton will get ya!!

Miffton by The Morgantown Miffton January 27, 2009

Mufflone 

A muffin lying alone on the baking tray.

Im hungry. I think I make me a Mufflone.

Mufflone by YannickL4tiv July 31, 2018

Muffony 

Dryer than a red itchy muff/vagina ;used to drescribe a someone who is a muff but dry iswell

The dry muff robbed my knickers . So you mean a muffony

Muffony by Cian gay March 7, 2020

MUFFTRON 

a girl with some dope dance moves. one who is one with their inner dance. one that knows 1337 enough to write songs in it. a female version of a pufftron she puffs her hair in way that muffs the compitation.

Megan was dancing to the dope ass song while pointing and saying "EYYYY" as her puffy hair swayed in the wind just like a real mufftron does.

MUFFTRON by MEGANS AN ANIMAL. April 4, 2007