muffruff

The creamy coloured dew on a womans pubic hair when she is sexually aroused.

"I could tell she was gagging for it, her minge was covered in muffruff"

by IamSparatcus December 5, 2007

muffcuff

The female noun/verb combo of the very popular "cockblock" or "cock block". A muffcuff occurs when a female is twarted from her goals or desires by someone else. The person doing the thwarting (aka the muffcuffer) could be a person, place or thing, or even a vague, abstract concept.

omg that ho totally just muffcuffed me when she showed her slutty cleavage to the bartender.

Why you always gotta be muffcuffing me?

Oh, snap! That muffcuff was hella harsh.

I'd much rather be a muffcuffer than a muffcuffee.

(archaic) Alas, thy wench muffcuffed me. In the 'morrow, I shall tell her to "get thee to a nunnery".

by eviljungleprincess August 19, 2010

muffdruff

Dandruff from the female pubic region.

Whoa - you need to get down with the Head & Shoulders to treat that muffdruff!

by Duffstar July 14, 2005

mufftruffle

a female with an unusually nice vagina (muff)

Sheri is such a mufftruffle!

by Sheri Cox May 20, 2005

muffhuff

A females peroid of menstruation

Laura: I'm going to castrate you, you rimjob bulbsucker.
Dave: Ooooh someones got a case of muffhuff

by dave and andy July 24, 2003

muffmuff

avery

avery is a muffmuff

by averythemuffmuff April 5, 2021

Muffuffle

When someone is so unintelligent or dimwitted, they kerfuffle a kurfuffle, thus a muffuffle.

Man, did Sophie just kerfuffle that kerfuffle? That in itself is a muffuffle. What a fool!

by MightyStang3685 May 20, 2023