Muffuffle

When someone is so unintelligent or dimwitted, they kerfuffle a kurfuffle, thus a muffuffle.

Man, did Sophie just kerfuffle that kerfuffle? That in itself is a muffuffle. What a fool!

Muffuffle by MightyStang3685 May 20, 2023

Muffuletta 

This is an adopted Spanglish variation of puñeta to refer to masturbating a vagina by inserting fingers or an object in it! It can be done on oneself or by a partner.

Luisa gave herself a muffuletta with an eggplant until she came and sprayed the Siamese cat laying in front of her!

Muffuletta by Jesus Fabian Celis Iuit June 3, 2023

Muffuckle 

(n) A muffled chuckle
(v) to make a muffuckle

Carly and Caleb had a muffuckle at the incoherent, meandering, and entirely inappropriate yet oddly hilarious ranting of their biology professor

Muffuckle by hylkemon July 27, 2019

muffshuffler 

a guy who has a few ladies going at the same time (muffshuffler)

another way of rotating or rostering booty calls (muffshuffling / muffshuffled)

spreading the love

He may be totally hot, but the guy's a muffshuffler.

I hear he's got 5 girls going like a revolver - but it's not the gun that's gonna kill them, it's the STDs.

muffshuffler by igiveEVA September 20, 2011

Cuffuffle 

The word cuffuffle is used in a situation when you are stuck

I’m in the sea with sea lions with no limbs “oh no what a cuffuffle”

Cuffuffle by Cuffuffler December 23, 2018

Muffscuffle

An argument between two people of the female gender which escalates into a fight. These arguments are particularly nasty and may end in hair pulling, gouging, scratching and screaming incoherent words.

"Wow, those two freaky bitches are really having a muffscuffle."

Muffscuffle by Demunster May 19, 2013

mufftruffle

a female with an unusually nice vagina (muff)

Sheri is such a mufftruffle!

mufftruffle by Sheri Cox May 20, 2005