muffcuff 

The female noun/verb combo of the very popular "cockblock" or "cock block". A muffcuff occurs when a female is twarted from her goals or desires by someone else. The person doing the thwarting (aka the muffcuffer) could be a person, place or thing, or even a vague, abstract concept.

omg that ho totally just muffcuffed me when she showed her slutty cleavage to the bartender.

Why you always gotta be muffcuffing me?

Oh, snap! That muffcuff was hella harsh.

I'd much rather be a muffcuffer than a muffcuffee.

(archaic) Alas, thy wench muffcuffed me. In the 'morrow, I shall tell her to "get thee to a nunnery".

muffcuff by eviljungleprincess August 19, 2010

Muffscuffle

An argument between two people of the female gender which escalates into a fight. These arguments are particularly nasty and may end in hair pulling, gouging, scratching and screaming incoherent words.

"Wow, those two freaky bitches are really having a muffscuffle."

Muffscuffle by Demunster May 19, 2013

muff cuff 

1. Noun, a person, usually a fat ugly girl (mostly virgins) or camp homosexual twinks (mostly sluts), who would employ physical and mental tactics to prevent a guy from getting lucky with their "friends". Deep down they are either closet minge munchers who wants the girl or a homosexual guy who wants to "turn" the guy.
Muff cuffs truly believe what they do are justifiable and would not express a drop of remorse.
Clinical studies showed that this population have a 0.1% chance of getting a life of their own. There is a national (toll free) helpline....0800-muff-cuff-911...

2. Verb - An altruistic act of preventing a female object being approached by an unsuitable male (or female) suitor, and to exclude the possibility of the female objects getting sexual pleasure from the interested parties, apart from themselves.
The act of muff cuff ranges from psychological mind games, verbal threats to physical assaults to both parties. Sadly, there is no criminal law against the act of muff cuff so far.

1. (Noun) Sassy said "Last night, I met a really cute guy at the club but I got "muff cuffed" by Hugo, I know he just wanted to protect me"
Lulu replied "Don't be so naive, Hugo wanted the guy for himself! You could see pre-cum on his pants when he was chatting to him!"

2. (Verb) Brian sighed "Erica is a Class A "muff cuff", there is no way I can get lucky with Stephanie"
Hugo replied "Yeah, I know. I bet it's because Erica secretly wants to eat Steph's minge"

muff cuff by Ming Fu January 27, 2008

MuffnCuffs 

A female who is either in handcuffs or enjoys being handcuffed for sexual pleasure, foreplay and/or role-playing.

I got so drunk last night with that MuffnCuffs I can't remember if I unlocked the handcuffs or if I just left her cuffed to her bed.

MuffnCuffs by MuffnCuffs December 9, 2008

muffhuff 

A females peroid of menstruation

Laura: I'm going to castrate you, you rimjob bulbsucker.
Dave: Ooooh someones got a case of muffhuff

muffhuff by dave and andy July 24, 2003

muffruff 

The creamy coloured dew on a womans pubic hair when she is sexually aroused.

"I could tell she was gagging for it, her minge was covered in muffruff"

muffruff by IamSparatcus December 5, 2007

muffmuff 

avery

avery is a muffmuff

muffmuff by averythemuffmuff April 5, 2021