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muffmuff by averythemuffmuff April 5, 2021
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muffcuff
The female noun/verb combo of the very popular "cockblock" or "cock block". A muffcuff occurs when a female is twarted from her goals or desires by someone else. The person doing the thwarting (aka the muffcuffer) could be a person, place or thing, or even a vague, abstract concept.
omg that ho totally just muffcuffed me when she showed her slutty cleavage to the bartender.
Why you always gotta be muffcuffing me?
Oh, snap! That muffcuff was hella harsh.
I'd much rather be a muffcuffer than a muffcuffee.
(archaic) Alas, thy wench muffcuffed me. In the 'morrow, I shall tell her to "get thee to a nunnery".
Why you always gotta be muffcuffing me?
Oh, snap! That muffcuff was hella harsh.
I'd much rather be a muffcuffer than a muffcuffee.
(archaic) Alas, thy wench muffcuffed me. In the 'morrow, I shall tell her to "get thee to a nunnery".
muffcuff by eviljungleprincess August 19, 2010
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Muff Muff Birdman
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Muff Muff Birdman by Scrak McRack December 8, 2006
muff muff gash
Tom: "Hey Harry, want to hit up Sara's with me later?"
Harry: "What are we going to do?"
Tom: "There will be a ton of single broads there, so I expect a little muff muff gash!"
Harry: "I'm in."
Harry: "What are we going to do?"
Tom: "There will be a ton of single broads there, so I expect a little muff muff gash!"
Harry: "I'm in."
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muff muff
muff muff by easy squeezy April 23, 2008
muffhuff
A females peroid of menstruation
Laura: I'm going to castrate you, you rimjob bulbsucker.
Dave: Ooooh someones got a case of muffhuff
Dave: Ooooh someones got a case of muffhuff
muffhuff by dave and andy July 24, 2003
Muff Muff
A sex position where the man pops a chocolate muffin on the front of his willy and proceeds to anally pound a woman, afterwords eating the muffin/shit mixture out of her bumhole.
Woman 1: Tyler and I Muff Muffed last night, it was so hot.
Woman 2: Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, did it hurt?
Woman 1: Nah, he's got a chode so it wasn't too bad.
Woman 2: Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, did it hurt?
Woman 1: Nah, he's got a chode so it wasn't too bad.
Muff Muff by A Slightly Gay Straight White September 3, 2016
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