muffhuff 

A females peroid of menstruation

Laura: I'm going to castrate you, you rimjob bulbsucker.
Dave: Ooooh someones got a case of muffhuff

muffhuff by dave and andy July 24, 2003

muffcuff 

The female noun/verb combo of the very popular "cockblock" or "cock block". A muffcuff occurs when a female is twarted from her goals or desires by someone else. The person doing the thwarting (aka the muffcuffer) could be a person, place or thing, or even a vague, abstract concept.

omg that ho totally just muffcuffed me when she showed her slutty cleavage to the bartender.

Why you always gotta be muffcuffing me?

Oh, snap! That muffcuff was hella harsh.

I'd much rather be a muffcuffer than a muffcuffee.

(archaic) Alas, thy wench muffcuffed me. In the 'morrow, I shall tell her to "get thee to a nunnery".

muffcuff by eviljungleprincess August 19, 2010

muffshuffler 

a guy who has a few ladies going at the same time (muffshuffler)

another way of rotating or rostering booty calls (muffshuffling / muffshuffled)

spreading the love

He may be totally hot, but the guy's a muffshuffler.

I hear he's got 5 girls going like a revolver - but it's not the gun that's gonna kill them, it's the STDs.

muffshuffler by igiveEVA September 20, 2011

muffruff 

The creamy coloured dew on a womans pubic hair when she is sexually aroused.

"I could tell she was gagging for it, her minge was covered in muffruff"

muffruff by IamSparatcus December 5, 2007

muffmuff 

avery

avery is a muffmuff

muffmuff by averythemuffmuff April 5, 2021

Muffuffle

When someone is so unintelligent or dimwitted, they kerfuffle a kurfuffle, thus a muffuffle.

Man, did Sophie just kerfuffle that kerfuffle? That in itself is a muffuffle. What a fool!

Muffuffle by MightyStang3685 May 20, 2023

muffmuffin 

a lady who has a poofy pussy

yo i met this girl on tender and she had a muffmuffin

muffmuffin by vstaka September 6, 2023