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muffhuff

A females peroid of menstruation
Laura: I'm going to castrate you, you rimjob bulbsucker.
Dave: Ooooh someones got a case of muffhuff
by dave and andy July 24, 2003
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muffcuff

The female noun/verb combo of the very popular "cockblock" or "cock block". A muffcuff occurs when a female is twarted from her goals or desires by someone else. The person doing the thwarting (aka the muffcuffer) could be a person, place or thing, or even a vague, abstract concept.
omg that ho totally just muffcuffed me when she showed her slutty cleavage to the bartender.

Why you always gotta be muffcuffing me?

Oh, snap! That muffcuff was hella harsh.

I'd much rather be a muffcuffer than a muffcuffee.

(archaic) Alas, thy wench muffcuffed me. In the 'morrow, I shall tell her to "get thee to a nunnery".
by eviljungleprincess August 19, 2010
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Related Words

muffshuffler

a guy who has a few ladies going at the same time (muffshuffler)

another way of rotating or rostering booty calls (muffshuffling / muffshuffled)

spreading the love
He may be totally hot, but the guy's a muffshuffler.

I hear he's got 5 girls going like a revolver - but it's not the gun that's gonna kill them, it's the STDs.
by igiveEVA September 20, 2011
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muffruff

The creamy coloured dew on a womans pubic hair when she is sexually aroused.
"I could tell she was gagging for it, her minge was covered in muffruff"
by IamSparatcus December 5, 2007
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muffmuff

avery is a muffmuff
by averythemuffmuff April 5, 2021
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Muffuffle

When someone is so unintelligent or dimwitted, they kerfuffle a kurfuffle, thus a muffuffle.
Man, did Sophie just kerfuffle that kerfuffle? That in itself is a muffuffle. What a fool!
by MightyStang3685 May 20, 2023
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muffmuffin

a lady who has a poofy pussy
yo i met this girl on tender and she had a muffmuffin
by vstaka September 6, 2023
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