mudpick

A pick in the mud

A pick in the mud is called a mudpick

by Mudpick August 15, 2023

Mudpuck

To take a crap in a urinal (verb).
The crap that someone deposited into a urinal (noun).

Expecting to target the familiar blue deodorant disc in the urinal, I was pleasantly surprised when I looked down midstream and saw the tell-tale, greasy brown byproduct of some bonvivant's mudpucking.

by BallardErik April 16, 2013

Tupelo Mudpack

You're tittie fucking Lula Mae while she's giving you a rim job and at the exact moment you snow cap her peaks you shit on her face.

Lula Mae was looking a little wrinkled so I gives her a Tupelo Mudpack

by Mr doses May 21, 2018

Mudwick

A blockage of the male urethra by fecal matter, occurring as a result of violent anal sex without proper preparation. It is removed by grasping the base of the penis and squeezing the blockage out the tip, causing it to resemble the wick of a candle.

"Maybe now she'll figure out why I bought her that enema kit for Valentine's Day", he mused, as he watched his Mudwick curl slowly, lovingly, onto her back.

by Captain Cornhole December 23, 2003

Mudlick

A mudlick is when you drive up and down a road repeatedly, usually a backroad, and smoke marijuana.

"Hey dude, you want to go do a mudlick."

by Cannibis Ninja November 11, 2005

mudpacker

(n) A person who engages in anal sex.

The mudpacker asked her to bend over and get it from behind.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

mississippi mudpack

When a woman is sitting on a man's face (69 position or otherwise) and she smears her dirty ass all over his face. Just like getting a mudpack facial at the spa.

I gave John a mississippi mudpack the other day. He's still picking shit out of his nose.

by Q April 27, 2004