Mudwick 

A blockage of the male urethra by fecal matter, occurring as a result of violent anal sex without proper preparation. It is removed by grasping the base of the penis and squeezing the blockage out the tip, causing it to resemble the wick of a candle.

"Maybe now she'll figure out why I bought her that enema kit for Valentine's Day", he mused, as he watched his Mudwick curl slowly, lovingly, onto her back.

Mudwick by Captain Cornhole December 23, 2003

Mudlick 

A mudlick is when you drive up and down a road repeatedly, usually a backroad, and smoke marijuana.

"Hey dude, you want to go do a mudlick."

Mudlick by Cannibis Ninja November 11, 2005

mud wick 

After hard anal sex, having to squeeze the shit juices out of your urethra like when popping a zit so you can take a piss.

I can't take a piss because I have a serious mud wick

mud wick by Tess H August 5, 2006

Mudkick

The dirt, soil, or ground particles that are stirred, deflected, or shot away from a mode of transportation during periods of aggressive acceleration and/or velocity.

Hey!!! You cotton-headed ninny muggins don't mess with my fly shrill ill skills to pay the bills!! You know you don't have no pills to kill my for rill chill top of the hill thrills on this land fill!!...Thill /:i We bout to brill our drills and refill ya'lls bank bills until we distill all of deez streetz of Brazil. Even if ya'll could trill uphill over 5000 dill pickills, we'd still instill and fulfill our ill will and make your grilles take an sill spill throwin' ya'll into a fire drill....................................................................................................................... Enjoy The Mudkick... ;)

Mudkick by Dr. Jeto January 21, 2011

texas mudsickle 

when your almost to orgasm when having sex with a girl and you put your wang in her poop shoot one time and "bust" in her mouth.

That girl puked after being surprised with a texas mudsickle.

texas mudsickle by Class2002aew August 29, 2006

mudrick 

A complete and utter failure on a near subatomic level. When you thought you were at the top of your game on easy street and it turned out you were only one bad decision away from eclipsing Napoleon's invasion of Russia.

"Don't completely mudrick this business proposal like Greg did the first time. It took us 2 years to recover and Greg has been living in the woods ever since."

mudrick by LessThanZero2680 June 2, 2021

mudpick 

A pick in the mud

A pick in the mud is called a mudpick

mudpick by Mudpick August 15, 2023