Mudpuck 

To take a crap in a urinal (verb).
The crap that someone deposited into a urinal (noun).

Expecting to target the familiar blue deodorant disc in the urinal, I was pleasantly surprised when I looked down midstream and saw the tell-tale, greasy brown byproduct of some bonvivant's mudpucking.

Mudpuck by BallardErik April 16, 2013

longjaw mudsucker 

A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.

The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.

I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.

longjaw mudsucker by SpekTro April 5, 2015

Golden Mudbucket 

A sexual act where one partner gapes their anus, and the other partner urinates into it.

Charlie suggested that the pair engage in a golden mudbucket, but was taken aback when he found out he would be the bucket.

Golden Mudbucket by MisterNefarious November 28, 2012

Tupelo Mudpack 

You're tittie fucking Lula Mae while she's giving you a rim job and at the exact moment you snow cap her peaks you shit on her face.

Lula Mae was looking a little wrinkled so I gives her a Tupelo Mudpack

Tupelo Mudpack by Mr doses May 21, 2018

mudduck 

Adjective to describe an ugly female. Mud is for the make-up caked on, and duck because she's no swan.

Nah, I ain't fuckin' that mudduck you can have her!

mudduck by SHIPoNE March 10, 2005

mudfuck 

When some one is having anal sex and person taking it up the ass shits.

Mike mudfucked her last nite

mudfuck by MR productions August 14, 2006

mudducking 

Code word for ugly girl fucking

Dude i was mudducking last night!

mudducking by AtotheX May 30, 2007