mucket

My grandma wears a mucket to cover up that nasty bald spot
by Mars November 09, 2003
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A cunt which has been shaved in the past, now sporting a 5 o'clock shadow.
Yo' mama needs to get a sharper razor. Last night she had a damn mucket!
by Canuk Master E January 02, 2004
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A female pubic wiglet used to cover a hairless pubic area. Prepubescent girls, shaved women, and older women (bald down there) may use a mucket.
Her boyfriend didn't like her shaved vagina so she bought a mucket to cover it up.
by Gato Blanco November 23, 2009
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Mucket

A relatively large, yellowish brown freshwater unionid commonly found throughout the midwestern United States. This bivalve can be identified by its heavy shell, shallow depth of beak cavity, large pseudocardinal teeth and oblong shape. Young show distinct green rays radiating from the beak. While commonly defined as mussels, many leading malacologists identify muckets as unionids seperate from mussels. A distinguishing difference is that they lack the byssal threads used by many bivalves, including mussels, to hold themselves to rocks and other fixed structures. Several other species, such as the Pink Mucket, utilize the common name but are of a different subfamily.

P. Mollusca
C. Bivalvia
O. Unionoida
F. Unionidae
G-Sp. Actinonaias ligamentia
After our trip to Grand River, we had buckets and buckets of muckets.
by Just sayin August 19, 2009
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A fir lined cover for a bald pussy
as she slowly removed her Mucket to expose her bald pussy i became more excited.
by j r lang January 05, 2008
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Slang term for a "merkin" which is defined as false hair for the female pudenda, or a pubic wig. Dating back to the 1450s where prostitutes would shave their pubes to avoid pubic crabs.
The mucket is now obsolete because females prefer the shaved, pre-pubescent look.
by Kirby Muckett February 10, 2011
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A term used to describe a very filthy trailer. The kind that smell like B.O., piss and manure and the furnature is sticky.
Bill: Miss Davis wants me to help her set up her new TV
Steve: Eww, I wouldn't step foot in that mucket!
by Immortal-Jake November 28, 2009
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