mroof

The noise a llama makes; used almost exclusively by Grobanites as a good thing.

I've been mroofed by my friend! It's an OMJ day!

by Kourtnee March 12, 2004

Moof

Moof; _moo-f_ - verb. To not deploy one's parachute in warzone

Fuck sake Ian, did you Moof again?

by Reggiestair September 23, 2020

Moof-Milker

Any person who tries to fix that which is not broken. Usually, they will add unnecessary parts to the thing they are trying to fix, thus overly complicating and then breaking said thing.

Han Solo (in response to the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon not working): Hey! Some moof-milker put a compressor on the ignition line.

by SkubalaHead June 7, 2016

Moofia

An ex mafia soldier who has been kicked due to having six or more toes.

Person: What are you doing right now?
Moofia: Playing roblox, you wanna join?
Person: Nah I'm fine. You wanna pee on each other though?
Moofia: Sure...
Person: DUDE! My butt is HUUGEE!!
Moofia: SAMEEE!!! But I only have 1 butt check!
*both pee on each other*

by anilism March 29, 2019

Moofin

A moofin is someone who is a kind and caring person. Even though they may try to come off tough, they are actually adorable and soft deep down. Moofins are funny and often a little clumsy. They are very smart and you will never get bored of their endless facts. If you find a moofin keep them because each person only gets one moofin in their lifetime.

He's my moofin because he's perfect in every way

by 74pickles November 18, 2018

Moofieclown

An avid movie lover with the propensity towards war movies and Kevin Bacon. Especially war movies with Kevin Bacon.

Hey moofieclown! How does Kevin Bacon's new bedroom decor look?

by Driscoll2011 December 14, 2011

Moofieclown

An unwelcome individual suffering from uncontrollable diarrhea of the mouth.

Ben was a moofieclown at dinner because he wouldn't stop analyzing Kevin Bacon's latest movie.

by Driscoll2011 December 17, 2011