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Moo - fer: noun - A term used to describe a person as resembling a cow. Slang: A term used to refer to a friend in a slightly degrading way but as a friendly greeting.
1) "That chick is a real Moofer!"

2) "Hey Moofers... Let's buggy up!"
"Thanks for the ICDB, Moofer!"
by PastorVor July 12, 2004
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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a non-gender-specific term for genitals.
"If you don't stop that, I'll kick you in the moofer."
by bertiem August 11, 2009
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Sometimes used as a term of endearment to refer to sub woofers. Also used as submoofer. Usually seen on car stereo forums and bulletins on the internet.
OMFG that moofer is teh sexxors! How much did it cost?

Now I have some moofage in my ride.

My moofers is pounding out some deebeez!
by flak_monkey June 13, 2007
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One who 'moofs.' The act of pulling a T-Shirt over another's face, dropping their pants, and poking them in the browneye with your 2inch twinkie.
haha you have been 'moofed', now go wash off..
by Anonymous April 09, 2003
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