mpaul

1. when your teacher does “magic” and fucks everyone up by giving you a test on what they didn’t teach you

2.a sharp inhale after every few words spoken to a student

1. me: my teacher gave us a test and didn’t teach us anything on it
friend: damn bro, you just got mpauled

2. well maybe you should’ve payed better attention*mpaul*

mpaul by oogabooga360 March 28, 2019

mpaul

A sharp inhale after every few words spoken to a student.

"Well maybe you should have payed better attention" *mpaul*

mpaul by Mark Kevin March 28, 2019

Maulana Diesel 

Maulana Diesel is the name given to Fazal-ur-Rehman a fat overweight politician who has a reputation of using Islam as a political tool for his own self gain. Maulana Diesel tries to create an impression of always trying to look pious and virtuous in traditional Islamic cleric garments and attire including a trade mark orange turban (Paghri). However he is ruthless in his pursuit of colluding and creating coalitions with political ruling parties for political strength, swindling lucrative business deals, privileges, perks and rewards.
Maulana Diesel is a corrupt politician who lives of immoral earnings with a commission agenda, backhanders and kickbacks from Diesel smuggling, applying for contracts/permits for sale of Diesel and allocating plots of land for group family members and political party members. He was also involved in several scandals including wikileaks votes for sale and asking for US backing.
Maulana Diesel is often called Diesel for short as his commission rates also fluctuates and varies with the price of Diesel. Maulana Diesel is usually outspoken, ruthless and venomous with contempt. His political party is the faction JUI although it is not clear if he is a cleric or politician. He is also very vociferous in the National Assembly and Parliament and due to the nature of his portray of an Islamic image, grey beard and background has never been challenged. He also has a complete disregard for women and publicly offends and insults the role of women.

Maulana Diesel has said: “the rule of a woman is haram”
Entire stadium erupts shouting: “Diesel, Diesel, Diesel” as a reference to Maulana Diesel.

Maulana Diesel by Cricket Buff October 17, 2014

Maul Toke 

Vancouver Island slang for a bowl of tobacco topped with weed in a bong toke

may also be referred to as a popper, snapper, shawty, mauler, etc

“i’m fazing so hard from this maul toke”

Maul Toke by madelinesmokes September 5, 2021

Mauli

A girl that is the kindest and sweetest of them all. She's wise, soft, sensitive, funny, and selfless. Her name sounds like a drug (Molly) and that's exactly what a single interaction with her feels like. You feel intoxicated by her very presence. She's charismatic, and very persuasive. If you ever find one, don't you dare let go of her. Girls like that, you meet once in a lifetime.

I was in the bookstore the other day, and I bumped into a girl. She was Mauli, and I knew my heart was hers from the minute I laid eyes on her.

Mauli by kindman12345 August 7, 2014

Maulogram 

A Maulogram is similar to a kissogram but the person is dressed as a chimpanzee and basically mauls the recipient's face off

*Knock Knock*
Householder: "Hello can I help you?"
Chimp: "Maulogram!!"
Householder: "Ahhhhhhhhh my face!!!!!!"

Maulogram by slasher84 May 5, 2011

Maulfthalph

An overly complicated solution to a fairly simple problem.

Dude I know it works, but training a sheep to use a lawnmower was a total maulfthalph.

Maulfthalph by ConnorPlusPlus June 30, 2018