Mauled 

Mauled - to be kissed vigously either by a guy or a girl-/ (makeout) . This phrase is commonly used on the Hit show “That 70’s Show”

Donna- “That will be our first date”
Eric- “ I mean apart from the times I mauled you”

Mauled by Bitch I just know stuff December 26, 2017

mauled 

To be defeated comprehensively

(In sport) - A really good shot

Dude, you just got mauled by that guy

Gilly mauled that short ball over midwicket

mauled by flabgrab May 15, 2007

mauled 

(i) To be overwhelmed by the effects of drink or drugs.

(ii) To be beaten by another person at a game or in any context whatsoever.

(iii) To shag a bird.

Eg, "I was absolutely fucking mauled last night"
Eg, "I got completely mauled by/at ...."
Eg, "Did you maul Laura last night?"
Eg, "It was a 6-0 mauling"
Eg, "I'm gonna give you a good fucking mauling at pro evo"

mauled by Richard Torrance March 3, 2008

Mauled 

Stemming from the noun Maul, mauled holds much different meaning. It means to be in great and utter distress, often to the brink of lerkdome. Cullfestivites will undoubtedly commence after being mauled.

I mauled my maul.
I was rocking since I was so mauled.

Mauled by Bill Yard October 4, 2003

Mauled 

To be eaten viciously

"Did you hear about the guy who was eaten by the grizzly at Yellowstone last week??"

"Yeah dude, he was his lunch! The bear totally mauled him!"

Mauled by JanisIanLesbian September 17, 2015

Mauled 

can be used for anything mate NICE ONE

"Ill fucking Maul u"
"I just Mauled myself"
"Im Absolutely fucking Mauled"

Mauled by Adrian July 25, 2003

Mauled by Jesus 

Puts a hangover to shame. Very similar, minus alcohol. You could have waken up feeling totally exhausted after a night of hard partying/dancing, so sore in fact the only thing in the known universe that could cause such tremendous discomfort and pain would be Jesus mauling you.

*next day after party*
Alex: Duuude...that party was intense...how would you describe it?
Connor: I don't remember, but the pain suggests at one point i was mauled by Jesus

Mauled by Jesus by bobbert the ghost eating toast August 22, 2011