mowtel

A lodgings-for-rent establishment where they also make you cut da lawn in front of your room if you stay for more than a few days.

If a "mowtel" requires you to push a noisy grass-clipping device, would a "hoetel" involve your having to pitch in wif planting and weeding, as well???

by QuacksO August 23, 2025

Tard Motel

Motel located on Classen Blvd in Norman. Shitty ass motel filled with ou tards that you should never go to because it has tard DNA. This motel also seems ghetto asf and just looks like trash.

I stayed at Tard Motel once and it was so bad, there were dead bugs and blood stains everywhere.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

El Roacho motel

A dive motel in the Southwest.

Well the dope mule is down at the El Roacho motel.

by I, Wreckerrr November 17, 2020

bates motel

(n.) A building one does not feel safe at. The origin is the setting for the movie psycho.

Is this the bates motel or what?

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

no-tell-motel

Any seedy, dirty, cheap looking motel where "sleeping" doesn't appear to be exactly what many of the people renting the rooms intend to do in them. They usually offer "hourly rates", for those wanting just a "quick nap". If you go to one, bringing your own sheets might be a good idea.

If it advertises hourly rates, steer clear!

by just some random guy June 26, 2005

Motel Monarch

A loser that lives in a flea bag Motel but is a master at all things

Example 1:
Two guys talking: Remember the moon landing in 1969?

Motel Monarch: That's nothing I've walked on the surface of the sun with like 50 hot chicks last year

Two guys to passing Motel Manager: Who the hell was that?

Manager: Oh that's our Motel Monarch, he claims to be the greatest guy that ever walked the earth but lives here on government assistance.

Example 2:

Girl at Motel: to friend: Quick get inside the Motel Monarch is heading this way. I don't want to hear about his 4 foot penis again or how he can hit a golf ball over 385 yards.

by Catman - 63 July 12, 2017

Motel Hot

A girl who would only be considered attractive when compared to the women and/or prostitutes hanging around sleazy motels. Implies the girl is sexually promiscious; however any male would have to be desperate or drunk before approaching the girl.

There was no talent at the club tonight, the hotest girls were only motel hot.

by ZJweb May 9, 2009