bates

Someone who is beyond lazy and generally cares nothing for life.

person 1: "Hese done nothing but watch TV all day"
Person 2:"Init what a toser, hese a pure bates"

by lloyd90 October 1, 2007

bates

can be used as either a noun or adjective, usually meaning someone who eats plastic and is subject to extreme homosexuality, likes lawn tractors and is the king of nig rigging

"Dude quit pullin a bates"
"Dude ur such a bates, get your hand out of my pants"

by Andy Colabella April 10, 2007

bates

British slang

Being on ones-own. Shorter form of playground jibe 'Billy Bates, got no mates'. Referring to some imaginary character 'Billy Bates', who is too sad to have any friends.

Can refer to ones-self as 'being on my bates'. In other regions is just referred to as being 'Billy No Mates'

Example1: Look at Malcolm is playing on his own, arrrr, he's Billy Bates, got no mates!

Example2: I'll order a pizza tonight, I'm on my bates.

by BaiChocTuDou October 18, 2012

bate it

To masturbate, have sex with yourself.

Yeah mayn, Im'a go home and bate it.
You noob, go bate it.

by stttttt October 27, 2007

Bated

to get wasted on drugs and or alcohol.

Man was I ever bated last night at that party.

by Bated December 8, 2009

bating

Slang for masturbating.

While Thomas was chatting to Andrew, he started bating.

by Werdan May 24, 2006

bateing

Masterbating

Go away “bateing”

by Diggler1984 May 15, 2018