Montel

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A Montel is a funny, selfless, smart, friendly, confident and modest person. A Montel may be slightly irritating and paranoid at times, but their charm makes up for it. A Montel would usually be an easy person to get on with.

A Montel will usually be quite big, but will have stunning good looks.

I saw a Montel today and he was giving his friends a good time and was very entertaining.

Montel by Montyboy August 21, 2010

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montel

its a pot head who smokes lots of weed and is a little dofine

Look at all those montels smoking weed

montel by captain jack10 May 12, 2010

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Montel

A person with a giant dick and he always has the new Jordan’s on his feet and he got all the hoes
On his dick

Girl montel gave me the best dick ever last night

Dam montel got the new Jordan’s on and got a fresh outfit

Montel by Thyira February 16, 2018

Montel

When you let one rip during or immediately following ejaculation.

While I was smashing with your mom, I monteled so hard.

Montel by Aererea March 7, 2020

Montel Edwards

Really cool person who owns Melanie bot.

Yoo did you hear about Montel Edwards' new Melanie bot update?

Montel Edwards by anonymous-059023 October 13, 2023

montel holmes

Tall african american male. With a tremendously small testical sack. Usually hangs around over weight white females. Hes a over all gentleman if i say so myself.

Montel holmes is a incredible man. Strong dark an ugly.

montel holmes by Big dog willie james January 10, 2018

Je suis Monte

French for "I mounted the monster." It is also a meme to make fun of french people who play monster hunter.

Mercian: some one mount the monster.
LE FRENCH DUDE: Je suis Monte!!

Je suis Monte by jaboigin October 29, 2018

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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