Montel

A Montel is a funny, selfless, smart, friendly, confident and modest person. A Montel may be slightly irritating and paranoid at times, but their charm makes up for it. A Montel would usually be an easy person to get on with.

A Montel will usually be quite big, but will have stunning good looks.

I saw a Montel today and he was giving his friends a good time and was very entertaining.

by Montyboy August 21, 2010

montel

its a pot head who smokes lots of weed and is a little dofine

Look at all those montels smoking weed

by captain jack10 May 12, 2010

Montel

A person with a giant dick and he always has the new Jordan’s on his feet and he got all the hoes
On his dick

Girl montel gave me the best dick ever last night

Dam montel got the new Jordan’s on and got a fresh outfit

by Thyira February 16, 2018

Montel

When you let one rip during or immediately following ejaculation.

While I was smashing with your mom, I monteled so hard.

by Aererea March 7, 2020

Montel Edwards

Really cool person who owns Melanie bot.

Yoo did you hear about Montel Edwards' new Melanie bot update?

by anonymous-059023 October 13, 2023

montel holmes

Tall african american male. With a tremendously small testical sack. Usually hangs around over weight white females. Hes a over all gentleman if i say so myself.

Montel holmes is a incredible man. Strong dark an ugly.

by Big dog willie james January 10, 2018

Je suis Monte

French for "I mounted the monster." It is also a meme to make fun of french people who play monster hunter.

Mercian: some one mount the monster.
LE FRENCH DUDE: Je suis Monte!!

by jaboigin October 29, 2018