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mowfee is a nickname given to the most sexiest people in the whole world. u need to worship people with this name and give them berries and cream because u r now their little lad
person 1 - omg i just met the hottest and sexiest little lad

person 2 - oh they must be a mowfee
person 1 - wai- what how’d you know?
mowfee by ur fellow mowfee September 19, 2021
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Mike monfee 

A man who is an NDE/QC inspector contractor at DC Cook known for his microdick. His awkward language combined with his microdick has baffled scientists and raccoons everywhere.
Man you remind me of a mike monfee
Mike monfee by Not WiJay March 27, 2019
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mowfee • moffee • meowfee • mofee • monfeeyy • moofee • moufeena • mowbeep • Mowee • Mowfie
a polite term for mofo (short for motherfucker)
Jacqui: how are you going?
Nat: oh i'm going fine my mofee!!
mofee by nat_108 August 26, 2007
pronouced like "coffee" but with a "M" instead of a "C"

to mix "milo" (drinking chocolate) with coffee...
thus making yourself a moffee or vice-versa

a great moffee would be a 3. 2. 1.
3tsps of sugar
2tsps of milo
1tsp of instant coffee of your choice
mix with a full cup of milk
then nuke it in the microwave for about 1:30mins taking it out at each 30sec intervals to stir

experiment to your liking
Boyfriend; hey babe can you make me a moffee please
Girlfriend; sure sweetie how would that be?
Boyfriend; a 3 2 1!
moffee by Marcus Dela Vega August 2, 2006
Oh my god it’s Mowfie 😍
Mowfie by kiwushii April 7, 2022
Mowgee (mow-ji) is a word derived from MMOG or Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game. This is a pronunciation and an alternative (noun, adjective) of the acronym MMOG.
The Mowgee Industry in Korea is very saturated.
mowgee by Alexander Ayon December 15, 2008
South African - Afrikaans slang

"fag" - A feminine gay person, insult
"Blestau ya moofee!" - "shut up ya fag!"
moofee by Sumatra boyo June 16, 2006
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