NDE

NDE or N.D.E meaning "Near Death Experience".

Often wrongly associated with having a near brush with death
like "Yeah i had an NDE, i nearly bot hit by a bus".

A true NDE is when you clinically die and experience a vision of the afterlife.

NDEs mainly come in two forms "Positive" or "Negative".

"Positive" NDEs people experience a bright light at the end of a dark tunnel.

"Negative" NDEs people experience falling down a dark pit and seeing demons or devils.

by Syndikut Crew December 14, 2008

NDE

No Dick Energy. Like Big Dick Energy (BDE) Except the complete opposite.

“Oof he has a serious case of NDE”

by cheeseontoast March 25, 2019

NDE

Stands for Near Death Experience, a strong headlock that was made famous by Michael Natarelli who now resides in Florida due to his abnormally large bicepts and forearms from excessive masturbating (see Cran)your air supply is cut off and your life flashes before your eyes

Damn Nat put me in the NDE the other day and I almost kicked the bucket, my life was flashing before my eyes

by C Face September 4, 2008

NDE

NDE- Is an acronym for 'Not Doing Enough'. It's the opposite of DTM(doing too much).

Boy, you DTM with that florescent scarf! They exclaimed. He answers, "Chit, NDE."

by shoutpost January 30, 2012

NDE

Near Divorce Experience

A bad fight or faux pas within a marriage that nearly results in divorce.

Julie and I really got into it, when she found out I went to the strip club and spent half the rent. It was a true NDE.

by Rob Mooers September 2, 2010

NDE

Stands for Near Death Experience, a strong headlock that was made famous by Michael Natarelli who now resides in Florida

Damn Nat put me in the NDE yesterday and i almost kicked the bucket

by Kuntface September 3, 2008

NDE

NDE aka "Near Death Experience". There was a large increase of motorcycle riders in the Philippines during the 2000s. Many motorcyclists will experience almost dying on their daily rides due to freak accidents. This is due to "Kamote Riders" and general "bahala na", or "whatever" attitude of motorists in the country.

I had 2 NDEs on my ride to work today. A motorcycle then a car pulled out in front of me a the intersection.

by titokamote August 15, 2021