A man who is an NDE/QC inspector contractor at DC Cook known for his microdick. His awkwardlanguage combined with his microdick has baffled scientists and raccoons everywhere.
Mystical being existing only in the realms of modems, PC's and other such things connecting you to the internet. Causes random disconnections sometimes with a warning mostly without.. will attack at will and often pick on you all day before finding another victim.
You went off line!
Yeah I know, the moofie monstergot me