mouthwasher

one who spits after, y'know..

you mouthwasher you, i'm insulted!

by Ian - Humphrey Wilder - C June 27, 2003

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The Mouthwasher

The mouthwasher is an allegorical maneuver exercised by sexual narcissistic males over degenerate and profligate skanks. Such poetic act occurs when the female attempts to suck the male's genitalia but is rudely interrupted by the latter, as he orders her to firstly rinse her mouth with mouthwash - somewhere in the lines of: "Look at me. Do you think I found my penis on the streets? Go rinse your mouth you fucking whore!"

John: Guess who just fucked who?
Peter: Whom did you fuck this time John, you son of a gun!
John: I fucked Iris John. Yeah Iris the skank!
Peter: Broooo!!!!
John: And you know what?? I maneuvered the mouthwasher!
Peter: Brooooo!!!!!
John: I violently pushed her whore-face away from my penis and..
Peter: Brooooooooooooo!!!!
John: and I told her go mouthwash your mouth you whore!!! and I kicked her outa the bed.
Peter: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
John: Yeah. She went rinsing her mouth and came crawling back
Peter: Respect

by The Malteser. March 14, 2018

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tallahassee mouthwasher

When a man jizz’s on his Toothbrush then proceeds to brush his teeth, swish his semen around his mouth, and swallow.

People always told me I had yellow teeth, then I tired the tallahassee mouthwasher now my teeth as my grandpas ass.

by Lilmeat69420 August 24, 2018

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mouthwestern

The idea at southwestern university that everything you think, say and do will be known by your next door neighbor in less than 10 seconds, by your friends living in another residence hall in less than 10 minutes, and by random people passing the Academic Mall at night in less than 10 hours.

don't worry man, this is Mouthwestern University... your secret is safe with everyone!

by Matt T. Hammond May 20, 2007

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