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mouthwestern

The idea at southwestern university that everything you think, say and do will be known by your next door neighbor in less than 10 seconds, by your friends living in another residence hall in less than 10 minutes, and by random people passing the Academic Mall at night in less than 10 hours.
don't worry man, this is Mouthwestern University... your secret is safe with everyone!

The Mouthwasher 

The mouthwasher is an allegorical maneuver exercised by sexual narcissistic males over degenerate and profligate skanks. Such poetic act occurs when the female attempts to suck the male's genitalia but is rudely interrupted by the latter, as he orders her to firstly rinse her mouth with mouthwash - somewhere in the lines of: "Look at me. Do you think I found my penis on the streets? Go rinse your mouth you fucking whore!"
John: Guess who just fucked who?
Peter: Whom did you fuck this time John, you son of a gun!
John: I fucked Iris John. Yeah Iris the skank!
Peter: Broooo!!!!
John: And you know what?? I maneuvered the mouthwasher!
Peter: Brooooo!!!!!
John: I violently pushed her whore-face away from my penis and..
Peter: Brooooooooooooo!!!!
John: and I told her go mouthwash your mouth you whore!!! and I kicked her outa the bed.
Peter: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
John: Yeah. She went rinsing her mouth and came crawling back
Peter: Respect
The Mouthwasher by The Malteser. March 14, 2018

Southwater Grunt 

A Southwater Grunt is a Fresh water fish commonly found within the depths of the Great Lake Michigan.

The phrase 'Southwater Grunt!' on the other hand is rhyming slang (usually spoken with emphasis) to describe somebody as a CUNT. The phrase can be narrowed to 'Southwater' if used with the same emphasis.

The phrase has found to be extremely popular with the people of Essex, UK.
"oh and I see that Nick the other day, what a Southwater Grunt!"
Southwater Grunt by Burnsyboy December 23, 2010

Mouthterbating 

Slang for autofellatio, or when you masturbate with your own mouth.
Last night I was mouthterbating. My mouth still tastes salty!
Mouthterbating by Mouthterbating August 30, 2014

Moutheater

A term used in the realm of Industrial music to define a deceiver. One who is an expert of manipulation who uses others to control and get what he/she desires. The term "Mouth" refers to the ability to speak and offer opinion and demonstrate free well while "Eater" is the consumption of this freedom, or the taking away a person's individuality. The song "Moutheater" by the American Coldwave Industrial band 16 Volt, is this word's claim to fame in the realm of Industrial enthusiasts.
"Erika told me she would be there for me, she left me with nothing and betrayed me. She was a Moutheater and I couldn't even see it
Moutheater by King Herne April 2, 2013

Mouth water

Alison: "Ew! You just got your mouth water on me!"
Caroline: "Oops, sorry."
Mouth water by Am0o0ney April 25, 2009
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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