mouska
A nickname for a female with Double D's or bigger. Besides having a nice rack, she is good at the following - breathing, swallowing, and spitting. This is all.
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Big Ed Moustapha
Big Ed Moustapha is the benchmark for greatness. See story:
Poody R. Glucks thought his ship had finally come in. He’d been chosen as a contestant on Let’s Make A Deal and was also fortunate enough to be selected as the finalist to select winnings from behind one of three curtains. His choice was curtain number two. To his delight, winnings behind curtain number one turned out to be a set of used tires and an empty beer bottle. The audience gasped as the contents of curtain number two were revealed. Poody couldn’t believe his luck! His prizes included 100 billion dollars cash, a 200 ft. yacht anchored off the French Riviera behind his new 20 million dollar villa. Not to be ignored were a new 2009 Ferrari F70, 3 mansions in Beverly Hills, New Hampton, and West Palm Beach, his own personal Leer Jet, free passes to the finest restaurants in the world, free lifetime wardrobes from the finest tailor’s money can buy, to name but few of his new possessions, all tax free. Poody’s greatest feelings of elation were about to change drastically however with the unveiling of the prize behind curtain number three.
Poody R. Glucks thought his ship had finally come in. He’d been chosen as a contestant on Let’s Make A Deal and was also fortunate enough to be selected as the finalist to select winnings from behind one of three curtains. His choice was curtain number two. To his delight, winnings behind curtain number one turned out to be a set of used tires and an empty beer bottle. The audience gasped as the contents of curtain number two were revealed. Poody couldn’t believe his luck! His prizes included 100 billion dollars cash, a 200 ft. yacht anchored off the French Riviera behind his new 20 million dollar villa. Not to be ignored were a new 2009 Ferrari F70, 3 mansions in Beverly Hills, New Hampton, and West Palm Beach, his own personal Leer Jet, free passes to the finest restaurants in the world, free lifetime wardrobes from the finest tailor’s money can buy, to name but few of his new possessions, all tax free. Poody’s greatest feelings of elation were about to change drastically however with the unveiling of the prize behind curtain number three.
For waiting behind door number three was probably the greatest gift ever available to mankind. That prize, was being granted the privilege of being allowed to smell the butt of The Big Ed Moustapha for an entire two minutes!!! You could hear the audience moan for miles! Poody’s heart sank. His feelings of sorrow and despair soon changed to anger and desperation. Eventually Poody had to be restrained and was forcibly removed from the studio. As he was being carried out, Poody was heard to be crying out: ‘I meant to say door number three!!’ ‘I meant to say door number three!!’.
Big Ed Moustapha by Big Ed Moustapha April 19, 2010
ketchup moustache
When a person performs oral sex on a girl who is on her period. Also called "catsup moustache" in some areas
ketchup moustache by A.C. SlayinPussy July 20, 2016
Muskan
Rarest speices alive. Like a diamond she will shine and be special in her own way.
Kicks asses if u mess with her or her loved ones. The cutestand most heartful person. U will meet her in the most akward moments but never let go. She is someone who will go through anything for u. Her smile will enlighten ur life. Be proud if u find one.
Kicks asses if u mess with her or her loved ones. The cutestand most heartful person. U will meet her in the most akward moments but never let go. She is someone who will go through anything for u. Her smile will enlighten ur life. Be proud if u find one.
Muskan by SHREKISCOOL May 15, 2018
Pork Scotch Moustache
A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.
Pork Scotch Moustache by flappy dickwad May 6, 2009
Muskaan
She is the best human being you will ever meet in your life. She is brutally honest even though the truth might hurt, but at the end of the day, she will be the only one you can trust at the end of the day. She is also the great wing woman in the history of the world. If you're having girl/ boy troubles she will be the one to ask. She is a queen and a goddess, and you do not miss with her, ever. you better respect her with all the pride you have in your body.
guy 1: hey bro, I really like this girl but I don't know if she like me back...
guy 2: Oh, really. you should ask Muskaan she can hook you up with some tea. But don't expect too much, the truth hurts sometimes you know.
guy 2: ok, lol, go it
guy 2: Oh, really. you should ask Muskaan she can hook you up with some tea. But don't expect too much, the truth hurts sometimes you know.
guy 2: ok, lol, go it
Muskaan by oooofofofoffofoboiiii February 8, 2019