Skip to main content
It's just like touché (meaning "touched" in French) except it's ouche, without an accent and the faggy Frenchyness.
American: Canada freezes my balls
Canadian: At least we're not Mexico touchers
American: Ouche...ouche
ouche by alvinsanity August 24, 2008
Words you can keep
A slimy wet substance unknown to man
Dude what was that slimy shit on there bro I don't know it's ouche
Ouche by Majestic_Myrtle1210 April 1, 2021

Eau d'ouche 

The obnoxious, headache-inducing cologne cloud that surrounds a beefy, tight-Armani-shirt wearing dude.
Ugh. Some big meathead just walked by wearing way too much eau d'ouche. I feel like I'm gonna puke.
Eau d'ouche by ashenannigans July 10, 2010
Word of the Day on July 24, 2010

Dick-ouche 

A person who is both a dick & a douche.
My ex was such a dick-ouche!
Dick-ouche by Debi Lee December 4, 2019

Team D-ouche bag 

The name of the leading crew of douche bags that think people are oblivious to fact the know each other.

Re: Team D-ouche Bag
Did you know that she knows that John doe and evaleen met at a beach house party? A bon fire that her lol was at defending her person to Jay's accusations of liable slander.

Did it ever occur to any of you the only reason she is here is to see how far they would take it and it's their obsession that drives them. Not bluffing a fool that's not a fool at all.
Did you know that The daughter of the sleandered and her saw evaleen on her moms computer at the dictonary site, with a steel in his hands and she logged it back to the dates in question and has a record log of the posts from her personal pc?
Did you know that she met Joshia Satrawberry in 02' at Joenixdelogs house when his cousin had alexia caverling that party weddie money jacobs and mikey harley were at.
Did you know you were hopped up on so many drugs that they don't have the memory capacity it takes to have listened to all the shit Jay Dee's nuts spoke UD at a square table descussion ot trods house in 04', while she sat their listening to it and wanted to gouge her left eye out with a spork while they were all doing it. The D-ouche bag crew thinks their better than the rest and it's so sad. To hack some ones computer and sit all day waiting to be inside a person system is a mental issue of obsession that they need to look at carefully before making assumptions about another persons life. The epic fail is knowing that stooping that low to prove a wrong point is worth more to his own worth that the situation that was created by accident by two people that didn't really know what to do with the feelings they had at the time and were not being very good friends to one another.

Not part of team D-ouche bag for the cares about what happens in the midst of the fog before the storm Mr. tsunami.

Ouchie Ouch 

An expression used whenever one is hit very hard by darkness, or something similar.
Creepy middle aged man: Use the darkness.

Young teenage boy: No.

Creepy Old man hits boy with Mega darkness ball of darkness.

Young teenage boy: Ouchie Ouch.

Castillero Chamber Orchestra

A skilled, award-winning orchestra from Castillero Middle School. Chamber is the elite fourth level of the prominent strong orchestra program in Castillero; Beginning, Intermediate, Advanced, and Chamber. Castillero Chamber Orchestra plays pieces from Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, and many other well-known musicians.
The Castillero Chamber Orchestra is conducted by Scott Krijnen, a fantastic cellist and teacher.
More from Urban Dictionary

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
Next