Morto 

Short for mortified. To be very very embarassed. Commonly used in Ireland, more specifically Dublin.

Yah she was totes morto!

Morto by Octopus5y March 22, 2011

Morto 

Shortened word for “mortified” commonly used by D4 people and Johnstown Agri spec people.

I am so morto right now this is Lidl food.

Morto by The morto king May 30, 2021

morto di figa 

It comes from Italian slang and it literally means "dead of pussy". It can be referred to any man who had never kissed a girl or had sex in ages and absolutely needs a girl and therefore sees every girl beautiful and attractive even if she's the ugliest. Everything he hears, he percives it as something that has to do with sex, his vocabulary is very short, he often watched porn movies and would do anything even to just see a pair of boobs. He hardly succeeds, though.

-Ti va di conoscerci ho msn e ho kam
-Sei un grandissimo morto di figa

morto di figa by ml34567 August 26, 2011

mondo-morto

adj. very deceased. A word created in homage to Gualtiero Jacopetti, the recently deceased Italian director of Mondo Cane, a movie whose title inspired people who largely didn't speak Italian or Latin to create a variety of parodizing phrases, viz; Mondo Druggo, Mondo Tempo etc.

Want to help me bury my dog?

Is he dead?

Of course he's dead! In fact he's mondo-morto.

mondo-morto by gnostic1 August 24, 2011

mezzo morto (masc) 

half-dead

He woke up this morning looking mezzo morto (masc)!

mezzo morto (masc) by siauloong June 6, 2010

cristo morto

Typical italian expression used to emphasise the fact that something bad happened to you.
In Italy it's used in every region,especially in Veneto and in the southern regions.
If u meet someone related to the catholicism ,''Cristo morto'' is a nice expressiopn to greet them and get in a relationship with them.

''Piove,Cristo morto''
''It rains,damn it''

''Che bella giornata,Cristo morto''
''What a nice day''

''Cristo morto che male al piede!''
''Ouch!My feet!''

cristo morto by AntiCristo493 February 17, 2018

saBOUR morto

É quando ah tá é quando você quando você morre e você fica 7 minutos saindo sabe quando você tá tendo memória boa 7 minutos daí você não tá realmente morto nem nem isso tá sabor morto sabor sabor do baby o meme o do meme

É quando você acabou de morrer tomou um tiro na cabeça mas você ainda não morreu porque você tá lembrando as memórias sabe você tá no site muito sétima de memória aí você sabe essa burra

Morreu mais ou menos

Pessoa 1: eu morri e eu estou lembrando das dos sete minutos de memória boa é eu morri

Pessoa 2: não cara você não tá morto você tá saBOUR morto

saBOUR morto by Sonion-kun June 14, 2026