Lidl 

the second cheapest store you could go to, second only to Aldi

their krave knockoffs are pretty mint though

Person 1: I'm going to Lidl
Person 2: get me some of those Choco Hazelnut Pillows
Person 3: weren't they called Nougat Pillows before

Lidl by WasabiOS March 30, 2020

lidl 

An adjective used in EU internet cultures to denote the poor quality of a person, place, or thing. It's meaning is derived from the discount supermarket chain "Lidl", which is known for its poor quality and cheap prices.

Comparable "dollar-store" or "Walmart" or "Made in China".

John: "This toaster broke after only one use!"

Steve: "Hah, lidl toaster, LULW"

lidl by master_of_gays March 10, 2021

lidl 

Before you start skitting me have any of you lot actually been to LIDL and tried the quality of the food. People say I shop their because I'm cheap, well your wrong I shop there for service, quality and value all under one roof. So don't you lot slag it off and try to impersonate me just because I use my brain and can see quality from a mile off. I highly reccommened turkey, choco popples cereal and Powersport energy drink from LIDL

I shop at Tesco. Why? because they sell popular brand food names which are the same quality as LIDL but a different names.

lidl by David Watts (the real one) August 1, 2004

Lidl 

A supermarket.

Lidl, when you're too pikey even for Iceland.

Lidl by David Watts August 2, 2003

LIDL 

The cheapest supermarket possibly ever, if u were to shoplift till u couldent carry anyhting else and u walked out ur loot would probobly not equal 3£ or 5$. also there produce has never been herd of anywhere else e.g. high juice (diluted soft drink) or krostenburg (24 crate of alcohol for 5£) on a busy day theres like 6 cars in the parking lot. max

Here at LIDL we pay u to shop at our stores
I LOVE LIDL

LIDL by Andrew Marno October 8, 2006

lidl 

A good shop to buy satellite equipment from.

Lidl have good offers on FTA Receivers and satellite dishes sometimes.

lidl by djchrissy August 19, 2004

Lidl 

Aldi's biggest rival.
Alway having huge price wars between each other, and has taken this so seriously that you can now buy a five-course meal for less money than the carrier bag that you are going to put it in.

Lidl is a joke so you have to return the favour. You could loot this shop, by running in with half a dozen water pistols and a bag paper snaps. Walking out the door, you realise that you have been ripped off, the water from the water pistols costing more than the stuff you just nicked.

In Short: A CHEAP JOKE OF A SUPERMARKET.

Mark: That Hobo on the street corner bought the local Lidl.
Bob: How did he manage that?
Mark: Some bloke give him a fiver to get himself some lunch.

Lidl by Cosmobeam October 18, 2008