Mortocracy

A government in which dead people run your government I.e. Halloween Town, Retro Town, North Korea, etc

Kim Il-sung is the Eternal President of North Korea, and Kim Jung-Il is the Eternal Supreme Leader of North Korea thus making it a Mortocracy.

by Whom’st’ve July 29, 2018

Momocracy

a single mother's regime where the Mom takes control of the situation by casting the only vote that matters when it comes to decision making for the family.

"It doesn't matter if you both want McDonald's tonight; this is not a democracy...it is a Momocracy and Mom wants Mexican food for dinner"

by Paige F. Enimore April 21, 2010

Mittocracy

the election of Mitt Romney as POTUS; those who support paranoid war-mongering, disaster capitalism, further deregulation of the banking industry, an end to Social Security and elevators for their fleet of personal automobiles; billionaires who pay less tax than their secretaries; those who like to gamble away their investors' pensions while reaping millions for themselves in fees; members of the Mormon faith; a collection of people wearing magic underpants; those who would let Detroit automakers fail.

1.) Although Warren Buffett is a member of the Mittocracy, he believes his ilk should pay more in taxes than his secretary.

2.) Now that Mitt Romney is president, the Mittocracy will dismantle Social Security and educational loans.

by noahwebster August 29, 2012

metocracy

An elected system of representation in which the populace is governed by civil servants who are responsible solely to safeguard state institutions and representatives who safeguard the integrity of the vote itself.

A duality of totalitarian democracy and democratic confederalism.

Metocracy treats the will of the people and the desire of the people as distinct entities: dualistic and therefore contrapositional.

by sandraxine June 19, 2018

Monetocracy

1.) A form of government in which the political and sociological driving force is material wealth. It is easily characterized by the way with which monetary donations are able to lubricate political ascension. Prevalent during the lifetime of Martin Luther.
2.) An adjective describing an already established form of government.
3.) An absolutely fabricated term coming from the depraved mind of Professor John Ott.

1.)
Max--"The levels of simony that were prevalent during the reign of the 'Renaissance Popes’ is indicative of a highly intricate monetocracy which closely resembles that of Thailand in structure and form of rule!"
Craig--"You're a nerd..."

2.)
Max--"We really need to vote Nader in before we fully metamorphosize into a monetocratic republic!"
Craig--"We're not friends anymore."

3.)
Craig--"I'm pretty sure Ott just used his depraved mind to fabricate that word homey"
Max--"You're a douche..."

by C-Raig May 14, 2008

meritocracy

In a nutshell: A form of government where your power or position is based on your ability or achievements. Like communism, this sounds really good on paper (or a computer screen).

Allow us to introduce you to the concept of a "meritocracy" - the closest thing
to a form of self-government we have. In The United Meritocratic nation-states
of the Internet, those who can do, rule. Those who wish to rule, learn.
Everyone else watches from the stands.

-- Welcome to the Internet - redpaw 1.16.00

by Eric Melech March 1, 2005

Mobocracy

Government System in which decisions are taken by a (possibly angry) mob

California recall shows that California is a mobocracy.

by Alejandro Perez December 29, 2003