mondo-morto

adj. very deceased. A word created in homage to Gualtiero Jacopetti, the recently deceased Italian director of Mondo Cane, a movie whose title inspired people who largely didn't speak Italian or Latin to create a variety of parodizing phrases, viz; Mondo Druggo, Mondo Tempo etc.

Want to help me bury my dog?

Is he dead?

Of course he's dead! In fact he's mondo-morto.

mondo-morto by gnostic1 August 24, 2011

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monto

19th/20th century shortening of the name "Montgomery". Used to describe Dublin's old red light district, at it's time one of the largest in Europe.

Did you know that the Duke of Gloucester lost his virginity in the Monto?

monto by KMarin September 7, 2007

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mondo-morto • monto • monto plonto • mordo • Mondo • Mondo Owada • mondo duke • Mondo Butter • Mondo dook • Mondo cool

Monto

Monto is an example of the black color because he is strong and dark

Monto monto is a vampire

Monto by Eltibio November 22, 2021

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monto plonto

a shitty indian sit com that pewdiepie absolutely recked

person one:this shows about as bad as monto plonto

person two:don’t even bring that up ew

monto plonto by heykittygirls December 27, 2018

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mordo

epic hot boi mmm yes gimme kiss rn big man

omg is that Mordo?

yeah, isn’t he so hot

mordo by LooLoo51169 October 22, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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