Mortos

Man of great "Druid Magic". One who can control the forces of nature at his own will. But is prone to racism toward mexicans and african americans, and also plays modern games on the Atari.

That mortos can make trees walk and dance, but cannot afford a modern gaming system.

by Asome April 13, 2010

Mortos

Mortos is a bitchass hoe who have no parent and talk mad shit all day.

dude! That guy talks big obout having a car!

Fuckgn mortos!!

by pain himself April 12, 2022

morosexual

A person that systematically pursues partners with IQ significantly lower than his/her own.
( opposite of sapiosexual )

She admits that she is a nympho and morosexual .

by bilwander June 30, 2016

Morosexual

Someone whom is attracted to dumbasses, why? No one is sure. Someone who makes dumb comments or decisions is strangely appealing.

Girl 1: "I'm morosexual, I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively, one time boy 1 asked me what the Spanish for tortilla is and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight."

Boy 2: "How can you be attracted to that?"

Boy 3: "Wait, what is the Spanish for tortilla?"

Boy 2: "Oh I see what you mean now."

by harvey is sad January 8, 2020

wigger mortis

When an individual takes on the persona of a wigger for so long that he cannot return to his/her original non-wigger state

wigger mortis is seen amongst those who have completely forgotten what life before being a wigger was

by Fulano87 November 24, 2009

Morosexual

A person who is attracted specifically to dumbasses . They enjoy the idiocy of another person and often find it very cute and attractive (for unknown reasons )

Them:how could you like them their an idiot!
Stephen: it's okay I'm morosexual I'm exclusively attracted to dumbasses
Them: oh.

by Skskskakkillme November 29, 2019

Brooke Morton

A good two shoes white girl that got pregnant from having sex with her first and only boyfriend (She's so unlucky she didn't even get to sleep around like most teens do) she then kept the baby because she's a Christian and doesn't believe in abortion because her family are strongly against pro choice. Brooke Morton's daughter has Down syndrome and since Brooke gave birth she's been posting everything she, her boyfriend and her daughter do with their lives.

Brooke Morton isn't like most teen moms who have it tough because Brooke Morton is Sheltered and hasn't had to work to provide money for her child, she has a boyfriend who works

and his dad gave them a place to stay even though both of them aren't even 20.

by Iknoweverythingunlikeu March 19, 2023